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PrintableMostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: bkw said: Thanks!    | |
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popgodazipa said: Which one of you liberated females is willing to give instructions of how to give head to a man, because 70% of you don't know what the hell you are doing. Don't use your teeth. The end. | |
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i can't tell you how amusing i found that. |
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I could be the worst or the best guy at this in the world, for all the difference it makes..she won't let me anywhere near the damn thing with my tongue.. That sucks, man. I mean, it doesn't suck. But you know what I mean. 
Now you have all depressed me with your fab sex lives, you fuckers  | |
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Thanks CarrieLee, nothing really new, but some refresh lessons never hurt 
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rocknrolldave said:
I could be the worst or the best guy at this in the world, for all the difference it makes..she won't let me anywhere near the damn thing with my tongue.. That sucks, man. I mean, it doesn't suck. But you know what I mean.
Now you have all depressed me with your fab sex lives, you fuckers I don't know how to break this to you, but.....(Austin Powers voice) SHE'S A MAN, BABY !!!!! | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: rocknrolldave said:
I could be the worst or the best guy at this in the world, for all the difference it makes..she won't let me anywhere near the damn thing with my tongue.. That sucks, man. I mean, it doesn't suck. But you know what I mean.
Now you have all depressed me with your fab sex lives, you fuckers I don't know how to break this to you, but.....(Austin Powers voice) SHE'S A MAN, BABY !!!!! Hey, that's my wife you are talking about there! Not funny. | |
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lollyp0p said:
i can't tell you how amusing i found that.  The real version is a little x-rated and very long but I would love to write instructions.  | |
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CarrieLee said: My boyfriend read this...needless to say my weekend fucking ROCKED!!!
 He was good to begin with but added a few more St. Bernard licks and some vacuum action.
Dear lord I can't even talk about it.... | |
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Stymie said: popgodazipa said: Which one of you liberated females is willing to give instructions of how to give head to a man, because 70% of you don't know what the hell you are doing. Don't use your teeth. The end. the end. | |
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Since I already know how to eat pussy, I really didn't read this. Now that I have, it's total bullshit. It is funny though but it definately reads like a man wrote it. | |
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Stymie said: Since I already know how to eat pussy, I really didn't read this. Now that I have, it's total bullshit.
It is funny though but it definately reads like a man wrote it. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Heavenly said: althom said: Ok.one question!
What's a clit?  It's that pedal that only exists in cars with manual gear. oh I love driving a stick! "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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Shorty said: Heavenly said: It's that pedal that only exists in cars with manual gear. oh I love driving a stick!  I love especially how it can goes from low to high just from a touch of my hand.  [Edited 6/28/05 17:46pm] | |
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Hotlegs said: Shorty said: oh I love driving a stick! I love especially how it can goe from low to high just from a touch of my hand.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Tish4 said: ME TOO!  whyyyyy.....Because it's about sex, and everyone loves sex.  ------;;;;;' | |
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wow.. this place is way different than the other club.. Hag. Muse. Web Goddess. Taurean. Tree Hugger. Poet. Professional Nerd. Geek.
"Resistance is futile." "All shall love me and despair!" | |
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The Double Whammy
that shit never fails 
 [Edited 6/29/05 20:14pm] | |
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Carrie, you got any info on eating  while in the  position. | |
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CarrieLee said: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950’s milkshake with two straws.  | |
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lilgish said: CarrieLee said: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950’s milkshake with two straws.  | |
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lilgish said: CarrieLee said: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950’s milkshake with two straws. that's cute | |
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