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Down with Jared! To hell with this guy: 
As if eating a sub a day and doing nothing else can make an ugly, annoying lard ass into an ugly, annoying thin man. 
I hate that bloody commercial where there's two Jareds, too. It makes me want to never eat at Subway again. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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he still looks very odd to me
very big boned and 2 toned | |
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Not only is he annoying, he's a liar. He had to have exercised some to get that amount of weight off. And their food is not even that good. | |
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he sneaks twinkies | |
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1sexymf said: Not only is he annoying, he's a liar. He had to have exercised some to get that amount of weight off. And their food is not even that good.
Damn straight! We must KILL Jared! Things will not be right until Jared is dead! Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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shausler said: he sneaks twinkies
I bet you're right. Bloody trickster! Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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i heard that his portable lipo suction devise broke down recently
and he threw a shit fit | |
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Nero said: 1sexymf said: Not only is he annoying, he's a liar. He had to have exercised some to get that amount of weight off. And their food is not even that good.
Damn straight! We must KILL Jared! Things will not be right until Jared is dead! I'll start the petition. Count this as my signature.  | |
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he goes to blimpies | |
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1sexymf said: Nero said: Damn straight! We must KILL Jared! Things will not be right until Jared is dead! I'll start the petition. Count this as my signature. JARED MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE! RAH!!!!! Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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He fucking looks weird, all that extra skin and shit.
I hope he balloons to twice his original weight. Misery loves company,  | |
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If you're 600 lbs you can lose weight but just having three big mac menu's a day. Really, pretty much any crap will do for those people, they just need to eat less of it than they used to. | |
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he and tom cruise are an item | |
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cocofantasy said: If you're 600 lbs you can lose weight but just having three big mac menu's a day. Really, pretty much any crap will do for those people, they just need to eat less of it than they used to.
Let's love. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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shausler said: he and tom cruise are an item
thats explains it all  | |
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ella731 said: shausler said: he and tom cruise are an item
thats explains it all You're trying to kill this thread, aren't you? I don't think any of you realise just how serious the "Jared Problem" is. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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What with all that extra skin, we could fill him with helium. I'm not sure what exactly that might achieve, but it would be fun to try. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: What with all that extra skin, we could fill him with helium. I'm not sure what exactly that might achieve, but it would be fun to try.
That's the spirit! YES! We must EXPERIMENT until he dies. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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AsylumUtopia said: What with all that extra skin, we could fill him with helium. I'm not sure what exactly that might achieve, but it would be fun to try.
He needs something to balance out that head. It's too big for the rest of his body. And you know what, I want to smash his glasses. | |
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1sexymf said: AsylumUtopia said: What with all that extra skin, we could fill him with helium. I'm not sure what exactly that might achieve, but it would be fun to try.
He needs something to balance out that head. It's too big for the rest of his body. And you know what, I want to smash his glasses. That's the spirit... Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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It's the Jared Vivisection thread!!!!!
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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shausler said: he goes to blimpies
Shausy, you took me wayyyyy back. I used to love Blimpies. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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shausler said: he and tom cruise are an item
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Try living in the same city as Jared.....Hearing him on your fav radio station.....Down with Jarad | |
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