is there a cut off point when it becomes embarrassing or do you just brass neck it until you find yourself sooking the face off someone who looks like your granny/granddad???? .....when the full horror makes you retire from going on the "pull" for the rest of your life.
...
...i think i am starting to get the "i am too old for this shit" feeling when i am in some nightclub and i am half pissed and cant be arsed trying to chat up some divorcee with two teenage daughters who are the same age as me when i first started going to nightclubs.
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...i suppose i am lucky in that i still look not too bad (in a darkened nightclub) and most women i meet think i look in my late twenties (im 37) but my two mates have both been smacked badly by the ugly stick and both look 8 months pregnant with the beer bellies and some of the shockers they have been smooching recently makes me feel like grabbing the pipe and slippers and giving up the ghost ....
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...

Perhaps it's time for you to hit the gay clubs now.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

....
....but i am hetrosexual

You're too old when the put you in your best suit, lay you in a box and throw dirt over you.

I thank your never to old,
My mother in her 70's let me tell you it's always on her mine.
i know it sound sick BUT it's true,
So get out have fun,know one went to be a lone any way.

roseland said:

I shudder at the thought of my 75 yr. old grandma and her boyfriend having sex And it's kinda weird for me to say "boyfriend" and grandma" in the same sentence. But she's happy, I guess.

I'm having a bad hangover and I'm 38

AndGodCreatedMe said:

But do you have a hangover because you were chasing the guys?

AlfofMelmak said:

I think I have forgotten how to do that!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Pah! Guys chase you

AlfofMelmak said:

I am around woman all day. Maybe I should get out more.

I just go with Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused"..... "The older I get...they stay the same age....."
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AlfofMelmak said:

nope but Max is feeling happy right now

Apparently when they say "Stop chasing me ya friggin perv!"
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Muse you are so full of shit! I witnessed you pull a hell of a catch over dinner! Tramp you are out of your mind! I am trying to be just like you and you say you can't pull them!?! You need to put a fan in the shop because the fumes are messing with your brain!

hmmm. i don't think there's ever an age where a person is 'too old' to hook up with a kindred spirit....

BUT there may well be an age at which the method of hooking up changes. if you're in your forties and still hanging at bars trying to find dates be warned you will find mostly 20 somethings there..... and for me personally i think a 15+ year age gap is. . prohibitive...

XxAxX said:

You never too old to fall in love and you can't predict and control the nature of the heart. My word of advice to the fellas is to make sure that the kindred spirit of the opposite sex that they hook up with is at the age of consent before you pulling some R-Kelly shit .

When you're Tom Cruise and shes Katie Holmes

Lleena said:

Ladies....

when you can't get your dick hard within less than 3 minutes, or you come within 3 minutes

Heavenly said:

ShySlantedEye1 said:

girl you are crazy

You too woman! You have all the UK Chocolate hunnies chasing your butt! You two are going to hell for that lie!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

i've never chased the opposite sex... a few have chased me, but i've never chased them.

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

impotence and premature ejaculation

blackbob said:

HulkHogan said:

This is past the point of Viagra.

Hotlegs said:

poor men.