retina said:

metalorange said:

This means that you are suffering from Paisleyparkitis, a common but serious mental condition that requires treatment in the form of a new Prince album. Pretty damn soon.

Mach said:

This means that you have almost no imagination whatsoever.

Nero said:

This means that Apollonia's tits made a bigger impression on you than you'd like to admit. It also means that you need to go behind a tree and shite, right now.

The remains of my breakfast regurgitated.

This is why I dont eat breakfast.

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Number23 said:

Whoa, I should go and get me that horoscope right now. No "this is your lucky day" bullshit, just "extend your middle finger on a website".

retina said:

You know I'm at jest.

Lleena said:

This means that you miss 2the9s' noble face.

Number23 said:

I'm not. I would love to get my hands on those kinds of horoscopes. They would make life a bit more interesting.

retina said:

I'd prefer not to know the future, if I had a choice.

I see a guitarist, like Jimi Hendrix

i see my great great grandparents doin the mambo on an orange

Number23 said:

I agree with you, but with one exception: If the future holds something nice for me then I'd like to know about it. Not in any detail, just that it's something good. That would help me relax a bit and not chase after my dreams with an effort so great that it almost breaks me (which is often the case). I'd never want to know the day of my death, the fate of my loved ones or anything like that though.

And to be honest, I already have a good feeling about my future. I should just allow that to put my mind to rest, but that can be difficult.

Reincarnate said:

This means that you want a man with curly hair to play your strings.

retina said:

left handed even

TheRealFiness said:

This means that dead people can be weird too. It also means that you should make sure to peel the oranges you buy in the grocery store, you never know where they've been.

TheRealFiness said:

That's about right.

... and most of my lovers have been left-handed. Strange that.

I see what looks like the puppet from the movie Saw.. It freaks me out!

A dead body.

BabyCakes said:

This means that you have issues with your mother, who dominates you and tries to tell you what to do. It also means that you are too easily affected by half-crappy movies with predictable endings.

minneapolisgenius said:

This means that neck/back pains are keeping you from moving around, let alone dancing, and that you should post on the "dancing pictures thread" to feel a bit better.

retina said:

minneapolisgenius said:

Ouch!

I'll get back at you if you ever dare to show up on the "I feel like kicking someone's ass" thread, you can be sure about that.

looks like someone playing guitar to me.

i see the birth of a new galaxy

brownsugar said:

This means that you will sleep with a rock star within seven weeks. That will first make you feel like a conquerer, then a groupie, then a rock star. Then you'll start a band yourself.

Steadwood said:

This means that your obsession with ugly plastic trolls has gone too far. You should have let your sister cut their hair off and lose them in strange places, like I did.

XxAxX said:

This means that although you can sometimes be a bit distant, you have a positive outlook on life. It also means that you have to post your picture.

I see a book of matches, a can of kerosene, a corpse covered in sheets and someone washing their crimson hands.