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Thread started 06/23/05 10:02pm

ReturnOfDOOK

Why don't they make good sex toys for men?

I mean really....we're the ones who sit around and think about sex all the time, whack off, etc - why don't they have anything that's really geared towards men? Everytime I walk into a sex shop, they have walls upon walls of vibrators, etc for women, and next to nothing for men! I don't own a sex toy, but I'd like one (since I don't have a female and my gym socks just ain't cutting the mustard)... what gives, people!?!??!
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Reply #1 posted 06/23/05 10:04pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
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there are artificial vagina's smile nod falloff
haven't tried it , tho' disbelief
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Reply #2 posted 06/23/05 10:04pm

bkw

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http://www.xxxfreesexchat...48-06-.JPG

[NSWF Edit, -Tom (I know its plastic, but its a giant vagina, lol)]
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Reply #3 posted 06/23/05 10:06pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
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those labia don't look appealing at all disbelief falloff
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Reply #4 posted 06/23/05 10:06pm

ReturnOfDOOK

PhonkydudeAKADewrede said:

there are artificial vagina's smile nod falloff
haven't tried it , tho' disbelief
[Edited 6/23/05 22:04pm]


There are, but they just don't look too exciting...women have about 100 choices in any sex shop and guys have about 2. I haven't tried anything and I'm not about to fork over $100 for a piece of foam with a hole in it.
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Reply #5 posted 06/23/05 10:07pm

ReturnOfDOOK

bkw said:[quote]http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/DJ/DJ5/5548-06-.JPG[/img]

That kinda looks like a vagina.....I mean, I haven't actually SEEN a real vagina, but all the pictures I've seen kinda look like that. nod
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Reply #6 posted 06/23/05 10:07pm

bkw

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I hope people dont click on this thread at work. confused
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Reply #7 posted 06/23/05 10:08pm

bkw

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Look, there's a whole range of those babies!

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/...sextoyspro
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Reply #8 posted 06/23/05 10:09pm

evenstar3

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maybe because the stereotype is that women are more finicky sexually, & therefore need extra help?

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Reply #9 posted 06/23/05 10:10pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
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So you reckon the Kobe Tai thing feels the same as her ? falloff
Did she model for it ? smile
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Reply #10 posted 06/23/05 10:11pm

ReturnOfDOOK

evenstar3 said:

maybe because the stereotype is that women are more finicky sexually, & therefore need extra help?

shrug


What about people like me who don't have anyone who wants to knock around their ding dong? Why can't I have a fun toy like the Rabbit (that two of my friends have and LOVE!?!?)...why can't I have something that is close to, if not better than, a woman?
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Reply #11 posted 06/23/05 10:13pm

bkw

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

..why can't I have something that is close to, if not better than, a woman?

Like althom?
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Reply #12 posted 06/23/05 10:15pm

ReturnOfDOOK

bkw said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

..why can't I have something that is close to, if not better than, a woman?

Like althom?


Well, he's close to a woman, but his performance is nowhere near what I want. I keep saying "LESS TEETH", but does he listen? Nooooo!!! rolleyes
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Reply #13 posted 06/23/05 10:16pm

retina

www.realdoll.com

They're sliiiiightly pricey though.
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Reply #14 posted 06/23/05 10:17pm

charlottegelin

cold hard plastic disbelief
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Reply #15 posted 06/23/05 10:19pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
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i prefer the real thing , the interaction too lol
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Reply #16 posted 06/23/05 10:20pm

retina

charlottegelin said:

cold hard plastic disbelief


Are you talking about the Real Dolls? They're authentic looking enough to satisfy all our necrophiliac needs. nod
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Reply #17 posted 06/23/05 10:21pm

retina

PhonkydudeAKADewrede said:

i prefer the real thing , the interaction too lol


interaction intershmaction

smile
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Reply #18 posted 06/23/05 10:22pm

evenstar3

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retina said:

Are you talking about the Real Dolls? They're authentic looking enough to satisfy all our necrophiliac needs. nod


falloff
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Reply #19 posted 06/23/05 10:23pm

evenstar3

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

What about people like me who don't have anyone who wants to knock around their ding dong? Why can't I have a fun toy like the Rabbit (that two of my friends have and LOVE!?!?)...why can't I have something that is close to, if not better than, a woman?


you should invent one and make a fortune off of it! nod
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Reply #20 posted 06/23/05 10:23pm

charlottegelin

retina said:

charlottegelin said:

cold hard plastic disbelief


Are you talking about the Real Dolls? They're authentic looking enough to satisfy all our necrophiliac needs. nod

no, I mean the pic on this thread above. real dolls are more rubbery.
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Reply #21 posted 06/23/05 10:23pm

ReturnOfDOOK

evenstar3 said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

What about people like me who don't have anyone who wants to knock around their ding dong? Why can't I have a fun toy like the Rabbit (that two of my friends have and LOVE!?!?)...why can't I have something that is close to, if not better than, a woman?


you should invent one and make a fortune off of it! nod


The only problem is that I'm not smart.
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Reply #22 posted 06/23/05 10:24pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
ewrede

retina said:

PhonkydudeAKADewrede said:

i prefer the real thing , the interaction too lol


interaction intershmaction

smile


hmmm confuse
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Reply #23 posted 06/23/05 10:25pm

charlottegelin

retina said:

PhonkydudeAKADewrede said:

i prefer the real thing , the interaction too lol


interaction intershmaction

smile

you're that 70 year old man who bought a custom real doll fashioned after his 15 year old ex-wife Emma, aren't you hmm
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Reply #24 posted 06/23/05 10:27pm

retina

charlottegelin said:

retina said:



interaction intershmaction

smile

you're that 70 year old man who bought a custom real doll fashioned after his 15 year old ex-wife Emma, aren't you hmm


She was 16! mad
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Reply #25 posted 06/23/05 10:34pm

lilmissmissy

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Because WOMEN are their sex toyz apparently? Duh? rolleyes
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Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
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Reply #26 posted 06/23/05 10:39pm

ReturnOfDOOK

lilmissmissy said:

Because WOMEN are their sex toyz apparently? Duh? rolleyes


Then I guess I don't have a sex toy... sad
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Reply #27 posted 06/23/05 10:43pm

lilmissmissy

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ReturnOfDOOK said:

lilmissmissy said:

Because WOMEN are their sex toyz apparently? Duh? rolleyes


Then I guess I don't have a sex toy... sad


Well then you know what 2 say 2 da next chick you hit on eh?

Askz for a sex toy nod
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Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
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Reply #28 posted 06/23/05 11:10pm

HowComeYouDont
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Here's another site...

http://www.pabo.nl/?Nr=&svAffiliate=103


( maybe it's the same as the others, didn't look into them )
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Reply #29 posted 06/23/05 11:20pm

PhonkydudeAKAD
ewrede

yeah , the same things smile

maar ik dacht dat deze 'thread' grappig bedoeld moest zijn smile
kan het mis hebben hmmm
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