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Manicures and cuticle pain. Yesterday, as per weekly ritual, I got a manicure done. I picked a nice new shade of red which my trans-atlantic lover CocoFantasy says was okay.
Any way, this little Cambodian bitch did it. I usually go to the NAils Express place cos hot little Cambodian men rub me and stuff, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that. This little Cambodian bitch trimmed my cuticles so close that my fingers still hurt. In fact, I ought not even had that much to trim. I get this done ever damned week! ARGH. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Come on, I can't be the only one. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Next time, tell her 'no' and rub yourself instead. Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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lilmissvixen said: Next time, tell her 'no' and rub yourself instead.
But she did a good job mostly. Except the pain. And I wouldn't have manicured myself so good. So there. But it right hurts on most fingers, by GOd. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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You pick cullah
My peeps are Vietnamese | |
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Nero said: lilmissvixen said: Next time, tell her 'no' and rub yourself instead.
But she did a good job mostly. Except the pain. And I wouldn't have manicured myself so good. So there. But it right hurts on most fingers, by GOd. My dear, mostly is not good enough by my standards. And it shouldn't be by yours either. Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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lilmissvixen said: Nero said: But she did a good job mostly. Except the pain. And I wouldn't have manicured myself so good. So there. But it right hurts on most fingers, by GOd. My dear, mostly is not good enough by my standards. And it shouldn't be by yours either. It was only fifteen dollah. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: lilmissvixen said: My dear, mostly is not good enough by my standards. And it shouldn't be by yours either. It was only fifteen dollah. A cheap hand job for 'fifteen dollah' sounds about right. They can be as violent as they like at that price, and you know it. Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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lilmissvixen said: Nero said: It was only fifteen dollah. A cheap hand job for 'fifteen dollah' sounds about right. They can be as violent as they like at that price, and you know it. But when the men do it it's good. I just got the wrong Cambodian yesterday. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: lilmissvixen said: A cheap hand job for 'fifteen dollah' sounds about right. They can be as violent as they like at that price, and you know it. But when the men do it it's good. I just got the wrong Cambodian yesterday. So i take it when those Camodian men do it for you, that 'fifteen dollah' goes a long way for you eh? Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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lilmissvixen said: Nero said: But when the men do it it's good. I just got the wrong Cambodian yesterday. So i take it when those Camodian men do it for you, that 'fifteen dollah' goes a long way for you eh? All the way, baby. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Now don't ruin it by masturbating too much. | |
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Nero said: lilmissvixen said: My dear, mostly is not good enough by my standards. And it shouldn't be by yours either. It was only fifteen dollah. Thats your problem you went to some cheap ass place. | |
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