So on my way to work every day, I always notice a dude who stands outside of Old Navy preaching and witnessing and ranting and rambling every day, and one of the things he always yells is: HOMER-SECTIONALS ARE AN ABOMINATION!!!

Are there any homer-sectionals on the site? And if so, how abominable are you on a scale of 1 to 12?

Is that like an idiot on a sectional sofa?

jerseykrs said:

i guess so. they really piss the preacher guy off, the way he talks about them.

i'm a la-z-boy.

ummmmm NO

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

FILTH!

Finally, an entertaining homer-sectional thread.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

i bet you know who i'm talking about, too!

Anxiety said:

i can't help it.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

next thing you know, you'll be into ottomans. REPENT!!!


then RINSE!!! then REPEAT!!!

Anxiety said:

but...but she's cute...and we're in love! and there's nothing you can do about it!!!

:dramaticrunningoutoftheroom:

Anxiety said:

I sure in the fuck do!

Anxiety said:

I wondered what EternalDragon did all day.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

oh gotdamn.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I find David Bowie weirdly attractive


Back to threadjacking

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you wanna swivel in a LOVE SEAT, don'tcha?!?

Anxiety said:

Ummmm....hmmmmm....

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

YOU WANT THAT TO HANG AROUND IN YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!

Anxiety said:

Is that called a LULU because that's the couch that LULU from POLYESTER was ramming her stomach into to abort her child?

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

i dunno...i just picked it out cuz it's red.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It would look great in my living room.

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VoicesCarry said:

I don't street preach. But I sure wouldn't mind one of those chairs. They look compfy.

Anxiety said:

I'm not a homer-sectional, I'm a couch potato.



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