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i have a freaking audition on what is scheduled to be the hottest day of the damn year. it's 97 degrees in chicago today and the forecasts are saying to enjoy the cool weather now because we're in for some hurt tomorrow...and i have to put on a damn suit and go to a second city audition tomorrow, right smack dab in the middle of the afternoon.
BALLS!!! 
anyhooz - wish me luck in getting through the damn thing without keeling over from heatstroke.  | |
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FIRST!!!!! And good luck  | |
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Okay, I'll ask first. What's the audition for?  | |
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Good Luck.
Make sure you use the bathroom and don't forget to flush! Needing to pee while auditioning is bad. | |
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Number23 said: Okay, I'll ask first. What's the audition for?
nothing too big - it's for conservatory classes. the big deal where i'm concerned is that it's the first audition i've been on in well over a decade, and chicago is going to be hurled into the sun tomorrow.  | |
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Good luck, Anxiety. I am sure you will do well. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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luck!!! and um, try not to melt or anything....it'd be weird to have the first liquid website moderator in the world. 
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Anxiety said: Number23 said: Okay, I'll ask first. What's the audition for?
nothing too big - it's for conservatory classes. the big deal where i'm concerned is that it's the first audition i've been on in well over a decade, and chicago is going to be hurled into the sun tomorrow. What are conservatory classes? Really.  | |
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Good luck hun...  ...don't forget your personal fan...
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Number23 said: Anxiety said: nothing too big - it's for conservatory classes. the big deal where i'm concerned is that it's the first audition i've been on in well over a decade, and chicago is going to be hurled into the sun tomorrow. What are conservatory classes? Really. it's kinda like going from grade school to high school in a way. 
the first five levels of classes at second city are introductory, and after that you have to audition to enroll, and this level of classes is called "conservatory". if i make the audition, the classes will end with us putting on some shows that are kind of a big deal, with a bit of publicity behind 'em and all that. that is, people who aren't your family will attend conservatory improv shows at SC. | |
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Anxiety said: Number23 said: What are conservatory classes? Really. it's kinda like going from grade school to high school in a way.
the first five levels of classes at second city are introductory, and after that you have to audition to enroll, and this level of classes is called "conservatory". if i make the audition, the classes will end with us putting on some shows that are kind of a big deal, with a bit of publicity behind 'em and all that. that is, people who aren't your family will attend conservatory improv shows at SC. Coming straight outta Scotland I still don't really understand what you're going to be doing but good luck!  | |
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Ahh! More performing arts on the stage, eh? Do tell! Wait...Before you start let me get my notepad,  and   Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Number23 said: Anxiety said: it's kinda like going from grade school to high school in a way.
the first five levels of classes at second city are introductory, and after that you have to audition to enroll, and this level of classes is called "conservatory". if i make the audition, the classes will end with us putting on some shows that are kind of a big deal, with a bit of publicity behind 'em and all that. that is, people who aren't your family will attend conservatory improv shows at SC. Coming straight outta Scotland I still don't really understand what you're going to be doing but good luck! you don't have improv in scotland? | |
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Should we say "Break a leg?" [Edited 6/23/05 16:34pm] | |
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Try not to think about it.
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Dammit Anxy! You cannot say stage to me unless you are sharing more info!
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Dammit Anxy! You cannot say stage to me unless you are sharing more info!
Hello! well dangit, whatcha wanna know?? | |
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Anxiety said: Number23 said: Coming straight outta Scotland I still don't really understand what you're going to be doing but good luck! you don't have improv in scotland? Nope.  | |
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Anxiety said: ShySlantedEye1 said: Dammit Anxy! You cannot say stage to me unless you are sharing more info!
Hello! well dangit, whatcha wanna know??  I am reporting you! You are suppose to share! I'm telling! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Anxiety said: well dangit, whatcha wanna know?? I am reporting you! You are suppose to share! I'm telling! but i haven't even gone on the audition yet! | |
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Good luck!
"Get extreme! Get Right Guard!"™ | |
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TMPletz said: Good luck!
"Get extreme! Get Right Guard!"™ i'm just gonna duct tape a whole stick under each armpit tomorrow. | |
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ANXY!!! I wish you all the luck in the world. You're very funny so I'm sure you'll rock!!!! Use the awful weather to motivate your monologue....but what do I know.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Maybe this...
...Ice Car will help. Good luck. 
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| GOOD LUCK KITTY!!!! | |
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I find it very helpful to do a Sharon Stone during interviews. Try that! Break a leg! Show lot's of cleavage while your at it girl! Jiggle em' baby!
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Good luck!!! But you don't really need it.
As for the heat - just use some of that freezing powder or whatever it is... |
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CarrieMpls said: Good luck!!! But you don't really need it.
shucks, thanks.
As for the heat - just use some of that freezing powder or whatever it is...
prickly heat powder!
oh, i plan on caking that stuff on tomorrow, believe me. and i'll be treating myself to a nice, air conditioned cab ride to the audition while i'm at it.  | |
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congratulations in advance!!
and you should go naked if it's that damn hot.  | |
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