It's quite trendy to be gay or BI these days. It's enough to make a girl question whether she likes to eat.....oh, hell no !
Straight folks - let me hear you!

You do realise where you are, right?

Mostly, yes.


Although I can't always pick the ass that will be sitting on me.

Cradams said:

aggressively straight

FlushofmyFlush said:

Got off my thread, you poser.
"mostly" means you are NOT hetero.

jerseykrs said:

I think Liberace said something like that once.

i'm not heterosexual but some of my best friends are, and sometimes i'll go to hetra bars because the straights are so fun when they get tipsy.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

Dear Gay Leader,

There are plenty of threads for you.
This, however, is not one of them.
Now please go whip me up a smoothie, extra cherry.

Signed,
Hetero Hero

Anxiety said:

I'm not going anywhere near you.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

BANNED!!!

Another ignorant thread. Whoopee. I sure know I picked being bi because it was trendy.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I beg your pardon?

I actually tried hard to get excited about the idea of having sex with a man, just to make sure that I wasn't hiding anything from myself. But I realized it just wasn't my thing.

retina said:

Sorry, if you tried hard, you're gay.

Goodbye.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

(i'm actually coughing up my iced tea I laughed so hard)

I only like naked men for the sexing.

I'm watching some awesome old porn right now where people playing ancient Roman's are going at it. That's pretty hot.

Any way, that has nothing to do with this, except currently the wonderful Penthouse production, Caligula, is on a straight scene.

jerseykrs said:

sometimes it feels like it's me and you against the world, kid

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Seriously though, I think it's good to have made a complete inventory of my own sexuality. If you haven't done that, you can never be completely sure of what's hiding in there.

retina said:

I can.
I came up with an answer without any thought at all.
You either eat or you don't.
And I don't.




Goodbye.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

You said being gay or bi is trendy and I disagree with you. Trendy would mean somehow socially acceptable and on a large scale, it is not. I think that was a dumbassed statement. Carry on.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Oh, lighten up.
Straight folks need attention too.
Now make me a smoothie.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

I like peach ones. Hahahah, that had comment has a straight undertone and I didn't even mean it!

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Just wait and see. One day you might wake up with half the carpet in your mouth.

retina said:

I hate when that happens.

I once woke up with a zima bottle in my mouth. Does that make me gay?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

When hell freezes over.

Nero said:

Lucky for me, my floors are HARD WOOD (if you know what I'm saying)

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

i'll make YOU a smoothie!

Anxiety said: