Your addiction to ice cream, a very important cog in the cow takeover plan, is documented. Now I ask you to search your soulless human souls to figure out how you feel about another product that would not exist without cows, cheese.

Could you live without:



OR



OR EVEN




Your pathetic taste buds are starting to involuntairly salivate. You are compelled to immediately make a cheese sandwich. You have lost control.


We have done the research. Here is the goods on your cheese addiction:

There are over 2000 different types of cheese.

Cheese has been found in 4000 year old Egyptian tombs.

In 2003, Americans consumed over 8.8 billion tons of natural cheese. That's an average of over 30 pounds of cheese a person.

In 2003, Americans spent $40 billion on cheese.

You love cheese. You cannot resist its cheesy goodness. But what if it it was taken away? Could you survive you hairless bipeds?


The Time of the Cow is at hand! Viva la revolucion!

Some cheese is made with sheeps milk I'll have you know!!

You bovine individuals don't have a monopoly!!

Goats cheese is also quite palatable.

Get out of that one!

Icecream au gratin...

I think Cow is too high on her udders!

soulyacolia said:

Some humans find chocolate covered cockroaches palatable too but, if you want a really good bowl of piping hot Mac and cheese, would you really trust the milk of a goat?

I spit on goat's milk.

Cow's milk...there is no substitute.

silly, silly cow. it is the beauty of ice cream, cheese, and beef that ensures you will never ever be more than livestock.

thanks for the cheese!!!!

superspaceboy said:

time to chop her down into some Grade A Prime Rib!!!!

I stop buying cheese long time ago... it often goes buy its alias name R&B music...

Sdldawn said:

I thought it strange to see you in GD, but I it's still a "music" post, so I guess not!!!

cheese

2the9s said:

My stomach for some reason doesn't appreciate dairy products anymore, but I still enjoy a nice pizza once in a while...well, once a day, to be precise

There's two kinds of cheese and there's one I love AND ONE I LOATHE.

madartista said:

I guess I need to venture out more... locked up in that non-music forum.. gettin me all bitter these days.. must be lack of good music lately..

why do my feet smell like cheese?

Sdldawn said:

Sell your daughter's body for a copy.

madartista said:

MMM RIbs

...How much for just one rib?

Electrostar said:

You've been hanging with 9s again, haven't you?

Cows milk

You can't make this delicious recipe with it!

http://thefoody.com/chees...salad.html

Does this include cheez whiz ?

madartista said:

Being livestock has been a clever cover for years...we have provided you with these products to gain your trust. Oh silly trusting fools. Now that we have you hooked, it is time to strike.

You want beef? Oh you'll get beef...right upside your non-horned head!

There's plenty of cheese on this thread!

Cheese is apparently not as popular as ice cream...I have reported my findings to the elders. They suggest that humans are very confused, judging by the disproportionate ammount of them that think the name "Richard Cheese" is funny. Frankly I just don't get it...

You humans are morons.

Cow said:

Cow said:

I think you been eatin' your own Betty over there and got a touch of the mad cow. It ain't trust, heifer, it's dominion. But if that's what your cow brain needs to believe to get through your empty existence of a day, I'll give it to you. Cow Power, woo-hoo!!! Que viva para siempre el Nuevo "Cow" Generacion!!!

damn no cheese? yes that would scare the shit outta me.

madartista said:

I shall report it to the elders. One of the most obstinate hold-outs, madartista, has acknowledeged the supreme authority of cows. We're breaking you down one by one. It feels good to come clean and just admit it, doesn't it? Now you can just sit back and wait to be herded off without that pesky rebellion nagging at you.

And every morning, as you salute the new cow flag that will hang over all of your human buildings, you will pledge this allegiance:

Welcome to the Cow Power Generation
The reason why my voice is so clear
is because there is no milk on my brain.

Cow said:

Cool. I can still eat beef, right?

madartista said:

COW this is true - this morning on the way to work i found a toy cow lying in the road. i picked it up and it's sitting at my work station now.

does this mean i have been accepted as a member of the cow power generation?