Whether you're straight or gay, short or tall, do you take an extreme amount of pride in how your ass looks in jeans?

Are you constantly trying to find ways to pamper your butt to make it look nicer?


My ass needs some work--it's just that I hate to do squats and shit....get it? Squats and shit! That's comedy folks!

Finally

a thread that speaks to me! (and that I didn't have to invent)

jerseykrs said:

I'm sure it's a nice ass, Jers--you just need to take a razor, some nair, or a Mechedi to it and trim some of that excess hair. Hell, just wax it.

if your pants are so tight that people can see your chocolate starfish, then i'd say....well, i just don't know what i'd say, really.

AsianBomb777 said:

Nice attempt at the salon thing again. It's machete

jerseykrs said:

Oh, there's a little salon sassiness in you waiting to burst out of it's shell.

I'm more of a retro pretzel.

IS THAT EVEN A WORD? I ASK.

AzurePanther said:

Yes!


Found it in the dictionary:

Metro*Rectal - of or being related to, AzurePanther (see AzurePanther).

AsianBomb777 said:

I can't help it if i can just get my ass to fit into those jeans, im going on a diet















I have no idea if that was a compliment or what
This is more confusing than algebra. Believe me algebra makes u

AB - you are EuroAsian, right ?
You barely had a chance for an ass.....po' thing.....

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