Saw this movie again last night after like 5 years. I love this movie. So Campy! Yet Divine is a great actress in it. He does such a good job as a woman. And I kep wondering when Francine was gonna hit rock bottom. I suppose one can say she does when she sees the dog hung itself. Truly a Desperate Housewife! I also wish I had been abale to find my "Odorrama Smell card" which is an experience all by itself.



Quotes...

Cuddles Kovinsky: Purr Francine. Purr, purr Francine!

La Rue: Don't you know it's bad luck to let retards in your home?

FIRST!!!!



".....FOR A QUARTER I WILL....."


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I love all that is JOHN WATERS and/or DIVINE. Mink Stole is my hero. I got to meet her and she was so sweet.


The part that killed me was when she threw up in her purse.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Right. You can tell it's coming. I've been there. Her whole drinking phase was fantastic. Mascara running down...jumping at the phone ringing, dress all a mess! Only to have Miss Cuddles proclaim...You're the most drinkingest gal I know!

I learned all about my CERVIX in sex education class!

I always thought Edith Massey "Cuddles" had the best lines.
"Fracine, take it easy on the sauce" "Your'e so cute when you're tipsy!"
"I thought he was taking out the trash.."

& the daughter's monoglogue about her preganancy:

"It's growing inside me like the Blob!"

[Edited 6/23/05 14:23pm]

"At FIRST I thought he was taking out the GARRRBAGE...and THEN I realized IT WAS HIS DATE!!!"

I just watched this again last week! What a great movie.

Anxiety said:

Oh yeah that's the line..I got it wrong a bit..

Anxiety said:

I love that line

It's a classic!

"Fanciiiiine!"


(and yes, it's the origin of part of my Org-name)

PhilG said:

"It's growing inside me like cancer...Explode out of my body and drain me of all the fun in my youth that I DESERVE!...I'm having an abotion and I CAN'T WAIT! "

BorisFishpaw said:

I never even connected it. Thanks for that insight.

the part where tod tomorrow is tormenting her kids always cracks me up, especially when he says to dexter, "SHUT UP, YA LITTLE BUNGHOLE!"

PS: I NEVER MEANT TO USE MACRAME TO KILL!!!

Anxiety said:

Love Lu-Lu!!!

superspaceboy said:

I like when she's dancing around in front of BOBO and he hands her a six pack of beer. All she can say is "BEER!!!!!"


The nuns running up to get Lulu while praying is fucking hilarious. So is the hayride in the rain.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I was like WTF? I love how she moved her hips as she talked.

superspaceboy said:

"Haven't you heard, mother? They changed the grading scale! 'F' is for 'Fantastic'!!!"

I thought we all agreed that superspaceboy wasn't allowed to start threads anymore?

Anxiety said:

"Liar mouth!!"


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i have no idea what this movie is. Is it funny?

jerseykrs said:

Unless you're a Waters fan I don't know if you would find it funny. I thought it was hilarious.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

my boyfriend hates all the old waters movies (i know, blasphemy, what can ya do) but he really really liked 'polyester' when i forced him to watch it. it's the edgiest of his more "mellow" movies, but it's no where near as bad as his early stuff.

Anxiety said:

Liar!

2the9s said:

I thought we agreed that you would CHUT IT!