This happened to me about 3 years ago. I was studying at the local Starbucks. I looked up and there was this really cute guy looking at me. He smiled, I smiled blah blah blah. I eventually said hi and we started talking. He asked if I was gay. I told him yes. He tells me that him and his boyfriend have had difficulty in the bedroom lately. He has a problem performing oral and he was wondering if he could practice on me. I'm not even kidding. At first I kind of just stared at him and thought maybe there was a language barrier. He had a slight accent, he was Asian. So I said yes.

Let me tell you this boy did not need any practice. We had a great time at my house. He even gave me his number on a piece of paper that said PRACTICE.


Starbucks really does have great service.


M

your hilarious

good one. better than some 18 year old telling me he's a fan of mine and can he have my autograph!

brownsugar said:

That's cute. At my age an 18 year old can just say Hi and it's on.
After I check I.D. of course.


M

Did you continue your sessions?

GangstaFam said:

You know, I didn't. And I really don't know why.....where is that number?
:lookingthroughthetrashandunderhebed:



M

"I want you to make my nipples into hamburger meat". This was the first thing the guy said to me as he tried to pick me up

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

"...charmed!"


He wanted you to bring out the tederizer. hahaha!!!


So did ya?

M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I don't like Farrah Fawcett's nipples on a man

"how many pieces of chicken can i give you in order to get your phone number?"

--a male employee at popeye's a couple of summers ago, when i was there to eat some lunch

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

They look like Pencil erasers.



M

My mom told me this guy said to her,"Miss miss, you dropped something." she turned around and he had his hand on the ground. "You dropped my heart." My mom turned around so fast; she was so embarrassed.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That sounds pretty bad.

unlucky7 said:

all i could do was laugh at his sorry ass when he asked me that.

How many drinks should I buy you till you will go home with me

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

TROLLOP!!!






orgnote me.

Anxiety said:

i got another story about being hit on at popeye's: one time i was sittin there mindin my own business and gettin my grub on, and this dude comes over to the booth i was sittin at and asked if he could sit with me. i was like "go 'head, i don't mind"...basically here's how it went down:

guy: where's your man?
me: ...what?
guy: where's your man, you ain't got a man?
me: no.
guy: why not?
me: i don't want one.
guy: really? why?
me: because i don't.
(i stop talkin and keep eating)
guy: why ain't you talkin to me--am i ugly or somethin?

This wasn't a line exactly, but definitely an attempt to pick me up.

I live right across the lake from Canada, so my friends and I would often hit the bars there before it was legal to drink here. Some of us even had fake ID's to get in. So it was a regular thing to go from about age 19 until we turned 21. So anyway, I'm at this bar and hadn't eaten all day so I brought these candy bars with me, I think Snickers. I no more than sat down, started eating one so I could get my drink on and not fall over and this girl comes up to me, sticks her tongue down my throat and starts passing the chocolatey goodness back and forth between us. It was actually more gross than a turn on, so nothing really came of it and I never saw her again.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's these guys that make the world such a fun place to be in

GangstaFam said:

That's pretty disgusting.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

lmsao, that's so funny, you ignored him??

GangstaFam said:

I have only been able to do that food sharing thing with one person and I was with him for 8 years.


M

Anxiety said:

Aww, i miss all that crap that AB777 did with the whole "You got naked pix? Orgnote me."

I remember once on this thread talking about how there should be links on nsfw pix. And he was just like "No, this isnt right. Absolutely shouldnt be doing that.


You got naked pix though? Orgnote me"


I was like


Aah memories...already...

Back to the topic.....

Nero said:

What the HELL was that about?

okay, i got one more to share:

i was walkin down the street and i pass by this guy.

guy: hey, beautiful.
me: ...
guy (starts to follow me a little): marry me!
me: (walks away faster)
guy (halfway down the block): i looooove yooooou!!!!

i was laughin so hard...poor fella.

unlucky7 said:

I'm still trying to figure that out 10 years later.

unlucky7 said:

basically, yeah. he was crossing a line: NEVER talk to me while i'm eating, especially if i don't know you.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Geez, dudes don't waste time with you, huh?