HANDY HINTS. #1

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

I've yet to hurt you. biggrin

But I'm gonna tear that ass up!

Make it count baby, cause when you're done your ass is mine. razz

Dear, I doubt that very much. wink

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Reply #32 posted 06/21/05 10:20pm

subhuman09	lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: Are the still screaming? Maybe it isn't a man or a woman in that pic, what do you think Subby? Perhaps it's a penguin in disguise? Wouldn't be surprised. Harold's favorite show is Bosom Buddies.
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Reply #33 posted 06/21/05 10:21pm

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It's nice to know i encourage mating. smile

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Reply #34 posted 06/21/05 10:23pm

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subhuman09 said:

lilmissvixen said:

Maybe it isn't a man or a woman in that pic, what do you think Subby? hmmm

Perhaps it's a penguin in disguise?

Wouldn't be surprised. Harold's favorite show is Bosom Buddies.

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Really? hmmm

He whispered to me that his favourite show was Twin Peaks. What do you think he was trying to pull? confused

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Reply #35 posted 06/21/05 10:24pm

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lilmissvixen said:

It's nice to know i encourage mating. smile

Does sticking large, foreign objects in CocoFantasy's ass constitute as mating, in fact?

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Reply #36 posted 06/21/05 10:24pm

cocofantasy	Caligula said: cocofantasy said: Make it count baby, cause when you're done your ass is mine. Dear, I doubt that very much. [Edited 6/21/05 22:21pm] What can I say, I love to prove people wrong.
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Reply #37 posted 06/21/05 10:24pm

cocofantasy	Caligula said: lilmissvixen said: It's nice to know i encourage mating. Does sticking large, foreign objects in CocoFantasy's ass constitute as mating, in fact?
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Reply #38 posted 06/21/05 10:25pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

Dear, I doubt that very much. wink

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What can I say, I love to prove people wrong. evillol

I'm not even going to use lube when I do it. smile

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Reply #39 posted 06/21/05 10:26pm

subhuman09	lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: Wouldn't be surprised. Harold's favorite show is Bosom Buddies. Really? He whispered to me that his favourite show was Twin Peaks. What do you think he was trying to pull? Just stand back when he does it, believe me.
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Reply #40 posted 06/21/05 10:27pm

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Caligula said:

lilmissvixen said:

It's nice to know i encourage mating. smile

Does sticking large, foreign objects in CocoFantasy's ass constitute as mating, in fact?

Yes. A baby piece of plastic (or rubber, or metal- perhaps vibrating), aw. touched

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Reply #41 posted 06/21/05 10:27pm

cocofantasy	Caligula said: cocofantasy said: What can I say, I love to prove people wrong. I'm not even going to use lube when I do it. OK, OK, at least lick it first...
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Reply #42 posted 06/21/05 10:28pm

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lilmissvixen said:

Caligula said:

Does sticking large, foreign objects in CocoFantasy's ass constitute as mating, in fact?

Yes. A baby piece of plastic (or rubber, or metal- perhaps vibrating), aw. touched

I was thinking more like something large and thick from goodvibes.com. biggrin

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Reply #43 posted 06/21/05 10:28pm

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subhuman09 said:

lilmissvixen said:

Really? hmmm

He whispered to me that his favourite show was Twin Peaks. What do you think he was trying to pull? confused

Just stand back when he does it, believe me.

Does he throwup all his breakfast? hmmm

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Reply #44 posted 06/21/05 10:28pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

I'm not even going to use lube when I do it. smile

OK, OK, at least lick it first...

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As long as you wash your ass beforehand.

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Reply #45 posted 06/21/05 10:29pm

subhuman09	lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: Just stand back when he does it, believe me. Does he throwup all his breakfast? He has busy flippers. The bastard.
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Reply #46 posted 06/21/05 10:29pm

cocofantasy	Caligula said: cocofantasy said: OK, OK, at least lick it first... As long as you wash your ass beforehand. Wash and shave.
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Reply #47 posted 06/21/05 10:29pm

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Caligula said:

lilmissvixen said:

Yes. A baby piece of plastic (or rubber, or metal- perhaps vibrating), aw. touched

I was thinking more like something large and thick from goodvibes.com. biggrin

Well so long as it's not from poleupmyarse.com it's all good thumbs up!

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Reply #48 posted 06/21/05 10:30pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

As long as you wash your ass beforehand.

Wash and shave. nod

Sexcellent!

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Reply #49 posted 06/21/05 10:31pm

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lilmissvixen said:

Caligula said:

I was thinking more like something large and thick from goodvibes.com. biggrin

Well so long as it's not from poleupmyarse.com it's all good thumbs up!

It won't be a pole up MY arse at any rate. It'll be a pole up CocoFantasy's.

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Reply #50 posted 06/21/05 10:32pm

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subhuman09 said:

lilmissvixen said:

Does he throwup all his breakfast? hmmm

He has busy flippers. The bastard.

Don't they all? disbelief

Better feed him tartare sauce with his next meal. nod

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Reply #51 posted 06/21/05 10:34pm

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Caligula said:

lilmissvixen said:

Well so long as it's not from poleupmyarse.com it's all good thumbs up!

It won't be a pole up MY arse at any rate. It'll be a pole up CocoFantasy's.

Yes, that's what i meant. smile

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Reply #52 posted 06/21/05 10:37pm

subhuman09	lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: He has busy flippers. The bastard. Don't they all? Better feed him tartare sauce with his next meal. Hell, just feed him with it.
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Reply #53 posted 06/21/05 10:40pm

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subhuman09 said:

lilmissvixen said:

Don't they all? disbelief

Better feed him tartare sauce with his next meal. nod

Hell, just feed him with it.

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Couldn't agree more.

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Reply #54 posted 06/21/05 10:43pm

subhuman09	lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: Hell, just feed him with it. Couldn't agree more.
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Reply #55 posted 06/21/05 10:44pm

cocofantasy	Caligula said: lilmissvixen said: Well so long as it's not from poleupmyarse.com it's all good It won't be a pole up MY arse at any rate. It'll be a pole up CocoFantasy's.
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Reply #56 posted 06/21/05 10:47pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

It won't be a pole up MY arse at any rate. It'll be a pole up CocoFantasy's.

I don't know if you should be that excited. I doubt the pole vibrates. confuse

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Reply #57 posted 06/21/05 10:49pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

It won't be a pole up MY arse at any rate. It'll be a pole up CocoFantasy's.

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Reply #58 posted 06/21/05 10:51pm

cocofantasy

Caligula said:

cocofantasy said:

How about this...

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Reply #59 posted 06/21/05 10:53pm

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cocofantasy said:

Caligula said:

How about this...

You bring the harness, baby.

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