But not I, for I am a cow.


I have spoken...

whose alterego is this ?

Number23 said:

Bastard! That won't happen to this heifer!

You will bow down...all of you. You will not have it your way! Those days are over!

I have spoken...

Cow said:

Dewrede said:

what's up with that Bush and Anan picture ?

Dewrede said:

Can't you see what I'm trying to convey here?

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Cows are the mothers of the earth. We provide 90% of the world's milk.

Try eating your cereal in the morning without us.

Dry cereal is the tool of the devil!

You cannot live without us!

Cow said:

Question.....when cow's laugh, does milk come thru their nose? ..

Cow said:

I've already made the switch to goat milk.

pippet said:

very amusing...I may not trample you immediately.

VoicesCarry said:

What is the noise goats make again?

Number23 said:

Oh, I rememeber. They bleat. Sorry to waste your time, Mr Carry.

Cow said:

You silly cow.

VoicesCarry said:

Yeeecccchhhhh...milk from inferior farm life. I spit on goats. Their milk taste like cow milk only mixed with the lingering bitter aftertaste of remorse. I can give over 25 gallons of milk a day. Let a goat do that!

You have been led down a dangerous road. You must drink the cow's milk. How else can we conquer you...er, I mean be contributing members to the circle of life.

I'm a funky Chicken. 100% Wool Free

superspaceboy said:

As the prophet says:

You cow, I'm chicken, awright?

superspaceboy said:

Sweet attempt, but no.

All I know is im fuken hungry lookin at all them burgers

origmnd said:

hello cow. i think you are gorgeous and i would never tip you or any of your friends whilst you sleep. that's just mean.

ps: i hope you find a nice clover patch to munch on.

XxAxX said:

You have earned my trust...for now. If I see you sleeping standing up I will not tip you.

You make me feel like such an ass.

EvilWhiteMules said:

It could be worse, mule. You could be one of those humans, with there hairless bodies and their walking upright and their unwatchable reality shows.

You want reality? Try getting milked by these losers several times a day. But those fools don't know that the very milk they extract is the same milk they cannot live without.

Stick close to the cows, mule. It is only a matter of time...