Let's see, straight men hook up with women.

Straight women hook up with men.

If you really think we're stupid, yet you still hook up with us. Then who is more stupid?

Yes

Universaluv said:

Ok...let me spit on this bullshit for you all!

Men are SIMPLE creatures. We are creatures of habit and do not take great interests in complicating our world like "most" women do. We don't live our lives to impress the opposite sex like women are forced to, in and by society standards. We don't care to compete with our male counterparts in our clothing, makeup, shoes, styles or anything else for that matter.

Yes, we are not very smart when it comes to aligning our thoughts with women. Why?...BECAUSE WE ARE NOT WOMEN!!

We will never eat, drink, shit, or think like you all .....ever!

We can never match your intense love and passions as we are not "conditioned" or made up to be this way. Consider all the sources you need, we just aren't. We will never match your scorn either because we'd much rather internalize it and "attempt" to move on.

We are Men....give us our remotes, our beer, our days/nights out with our brethren, give us good loving across the board, and we are just fine with that.

If you wish to reach us....speak to us directly without expectations of anything other than what you get. If what you get from us is not to your liking...MOVE ON! Don't throw curveballs and expect us to hit it straight! It's not gonna happen.

You all shop for clothes, shoes, makeup, and have your hen gatherings. We play with our dicks, laugh at "each other", watch sports, and shop only when we need to!

Yes, you all get caught up in a man that reads or shows emotion and likes romantic stuff, but make a note of this....WE DON'T LIVE FOR IT LIKE YOU DO!

Our passions lie elsewhere....see above. Your passions lie elsewhere...see above.

So yes, we are stupid, but we are simple. I'd much rather be simple and choose to be complex, than be complex and have not a clue what a simple life is. But we need each other's existences in order to well, exist! So bring on that complex shit so I can flick through the channels searching for an escape from saying "uh-huh"..."ok"...and "mmmhmm". And you all can keep on being the complex mountain out of moe-hill makers and stay frustrated....THERE IS NO FORMULA TO MEN AND WOMEN...SO JUST ACCEPT IT!



Carry On!

for every dumb ass thing a man does --theres 2 women to repeat it

at least men dont act dumb INTENTIONAALLY
to get dumb things

...AND ANOTHER THING!

I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST CLUE AS TO WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THE WORLD!!!!

I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING THAT IS A WOMAN, TRUST ME!

HOORAY WOMAN!!!....Red Stripe spokesperson voice!

The reason straight women are with men is purely biological.

AsianBoi777 said:

Don't let ETERNALDRAGON get a hold of this thread!!!!!

Y'all would get a born-again ass-whoopin'!!!

DexMSR said:

Dear God I agree with 90% of that!


Medic!

DexMSR said:

sorry, but what a load of generalising bullshit, just like the rest of the post.

i certainly live for those things, among others. and i am not gay or even "feminine". i've just learnt that those other things you mentioned lead to loserdom and loss of individuality.

speak for yourself!

charlottegelin said:

Procreation, hunting and gathering, ya'll don't NEED us for any of that anymore.

You choose to be with our dumb asses.

You vote our dumb asses into positions of power.

You help raise generations of future dumb ass men.




And we love you for it

Considering how many women hook up with the stupid men that are out there it makes them just as stupid.

Not to mention that those stupid men obviously had stupid mothers.

JohnP said:

Relax brotha....what I mean is that it is not as "inherent" in men as it is in women. And I will take your sideways connotation about "loserdom" and loss of individuality and spin it back on you man.....SPEAK FOR YOUR DAMN SELF!



Carry On!