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HANDY HINTS. #1 
Use rubber gloves. It's sexy.  Put the blame on mame boys...  | |
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I suppose going to the gynaecologist really gets you off then? | |
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retina said: I suppose going to the gynaecologist really gets you off then?
I know it always gets me off... "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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retina said: I suppose going to the gynaecologist really gets you off then?
 Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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Caligula said: retina said: I suppose going to the gynaecologist really gets you off then?
I know it always gets me off... Really? Is it the lovely hospital scent or the romantic gyn chair that gets you in the mood? | |
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cocofantasy said: Why do you hate me?  Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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retina said: Caligula said: I know it always gets me off... Really? Is it the lovely hospital scent or the romantic gyn chair that gets you in the mood? Oh, umm. Neither. Actually, I decided to to Planned Parenthood back in the fall. The ex was taking me to my appointment, and I sissied out in the last few minutes beforehand. Something seemed wrong about going to a clinic to get on the pill where they abort fetuses and stuff. So there's that. It must just be the feeling of metal and a gloved hand. Next time I go, I'll think of you. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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retina said: Caligula said: I know it always gets me off... Really? Is it the lovely hospital scent or the romantic gyn chair that gets you in the mood? It's the twinkle in his eye that gets me going.  Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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Edit: nevermind [Edited 6/21/05 22:07pm] | |
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cocofantasy said: Ok...who actually took that picture and why  "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: cocofantasy said: Ok...who actually took that picture and why That shit hurts my brain. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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Caligula said: ThreadCula said: Ok...who actually took that picture and why That shit hurts my brain. What the hell is she leaning on? Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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Caligula said: ThreadCula said: Ok...who actually took that picture and why That shit hurts my brain. Not as much as it hurt his ass! | |
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Do you buy them dinner first?
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lilmissvixen said: Caligula said: That shit hurts my brain. What the hell is she leaning on? The end of a medical examining table, it looks like. Look at the placement of that doctor's left hand... and the twinkle in his eye... And is that the beginnings of a smile I see?  "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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lilmissvixen said: Caligula said: That shit hurts my brain. What the hell is she leaning on? Uhm, "she"? What do women look like where you're from?  | |
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cocofantasy said: Caligula said: That shit hurts my brain. Not as much as it hurt his ass! Your ass will be in pain should we ever meet...  "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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cocofantasy said: lilmissvixen said: What the hell is she leaning on? Uhm, "she"? What do women look like where you're from? I thought it was a knocked-up chick. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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Caligula said: cocofantasy said: Not as much as it hurt his ass! Your ass will be in pain should we ever meet... Only if it's a fair trade. | |
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subhuman09 said: Do you buy them dinner first?
Why hallo Clarice  Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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cocofantasy said: Caligula said: Your ass will be in pain should we ever meet... Only if it's a fair trade. I prefer pleasure to pain. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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Caligula said: cocofantasy said: Uhm, "she"? What do women look like where you're from? I thought it was a knocked-up chick. I think it's a fat dude at the proctologist. | |
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Caligula said: cocofantasy said: Only if it's a fair trade. I prefer pleasure to pain. Stop hurting me then and let me pleasure you.  | |
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cocofantasy said: Caligula said: I thought it was a knocked-up chick. I think it's a fat dude at the proctologist. The placement of the hand looks more like it's up some knocked-up chick's tunnel of love than some beer-gutted dude's fat ass. I would think the anus would be a little higher up? "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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lilmissvixen said: subhuman09 said: Do you buy them dinner first?
Why hallo Clarice Are the  still screaming? | |
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cocofantasy said: lilmissvixen said: What the hell is she leaning on? Uhm, "she"? What do women look like where you're from? Well "he" doesnt look hairy. SO how many women do you strip nakid and make bend over to observe? Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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cocofantasy said: Caligula said: I prefer pleasure to pain. Stop hurting me then and let me pleasure you. I've yet to hurt you.
But I'm gonna tear that ass up! "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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subhuman09 said: lilmissvixen said: Why hallo Clarice Are the still screaming?Maybe it isn't a man or a woman in that pic, what do you think Subby?  Perhaps it's a penguin in disguise?Put the blame on mame boys... | |
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