LOL...i took a toilet break from stocktake this morning (i had 2 be at work by 7am ) ...ANYWAYZ...my handz were a bit dusty so before i jumped in2 da cubicle I quickly washed and dried my handz...just as i finished up from dryin my handz n make my way 2 da one spare cubicle i was dyin 2 hop in2, this woman waddled infront of me and was about 2 go inz.

But i was not about 2 take any of dat!!

I said *ahem!* "Excuse me, but i was about to go in?" da woman was like "how were you about to go in?" I was like "I was just waiting to use the cubicle and i was about to go in " () I was nearly gonna say 'screw it, you use it while i stand here n bust' but she walked off n complained 2 another girl waiting...but da gal stuck up for me

Usually when in similar situationz i dont speak up- but this time I DID

It was a complete Seinfeld episode just waitin 2 happen

ANd i decided 2 share it with you lucky folk

Back 2 study now...

When we get married, I'm having 2 bathrooms installed.

Heavenly said:

When we get married?

OMG i just got reminded of some really cool display homez which have twin bathroomz!! I do think datz one of da bestest home conceptz ever 2 be introduced

i would've let her use it.







then done my business right in front of the cubicle and let her step in it when she came out. but that's just me.

lilmissmissy said:

You didn't get the memo?

Chico319 said:

Always the gentleman

Chico319 said:

Dat could have worked wellz- except dat i'm a hygiene freak!!

Heavenly said:

Heavenly said:

thank you kind sir!

lilmissmissy said:

well you don't have to actually sit on the ground.

Chico319 said:

Chico319 said:

Have you tried peeing in drainz sometimez?

lilmissmissy said:

nope...can't say i have.

Chico319 said:

Anxiety said:

I'm waitin for it 2 load- bloody dial up!!

You are the Hitler of toilet etiquette!!

2the9s said:

Oh fuck, Anxiety got there before me.

2the9s said: