me first



A 6-year old and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their
bedroom one morning. "You know what?" says the 6 year old... "I think its
about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval... the 6 year old continues, "When we go down stairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees

with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 Year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You stay there until I let you out!"

When she comes back down, she looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"


your turn

your moma is soo fatt,,,when she jump into the ocean,,,,the whales said
"WE ARE FAMILY,,,,"

i heard that from goeorge wallace,,,u know joney(your moma jokes)
he was funny live in lasveags when i seen him,

got another one,,,george wallace for u,,,

your moma is soo black,,,,when she bleeds,,,she bleeds chocolate milk..