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What do you do when you get an erection at an inopportune time? Let it come down???? The Pants Shift????? Show it off????? | |
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I say, "Sorry Grandma--it's just that you look great in that new jumpsuite."  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: I say, "Sorry Grandma--it's just that you look great in that new jumpsuite."
 When life deals you crap....double up!  | |
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Squirt! It goes down after that  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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i usually try to sit down and cover myself up the best I can. Then I just wait it out, which can sometimes take quite a while. | |
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I just rearrange it. | |
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retina said: i usually try to sit down and cover myself up the best I can. Then I just wait it out, which can sometimes take quite a while.
Don't you beat it like it owes you money or something? That'd be far more interesting. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Heavenly said: I just rearrange it.
yea, it happens more when I wear boxers. | |
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Nero said: retina said: i usually try to sit down and cover myself up the best I can. Then I just wait it out, which can sometimes take quite a while.
Don't you beat it like it owes you money or something? That'd be far more interesting. We're talking inopportune moments here, okay? | |
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That's why Lleena wears a poncho. It's easier to hide.
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retina said: Nero said: Don't you beat it like it owes you money or something? That'd be far more interesting. We're talking inopportune moments here, okay? Can't you go into a rest room somewhere and spank it?  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: retina said: We're talking inopportune moments here, okay? Can't you go into a rest room somewhere and spank it? It depends what made it happen in the first place. If I was horny, maybe. If it just took on a life of its own (which happens), then probably not. | |
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sometimes u wish it to go down and the start thinking sexual thoughts...like angelina jolie will come along and start rubbing your dick. | |
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i don't get erections in public - my pants just bunch up funny. | |
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i'm so glad i don't have a dick. sorry guys! i love the way they look on you and feel in me but man, what a nuisance to have to wear one!  | |
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XxAxX said: i'm so glad i don't have a dick.
seriously! that'd suck ass, poppin stiffies in public...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: XxAxX said: i'm so glad i don't have a dick.
seriously! that'd suck ass, poppin stiffies in public... i know! nipples are bad enough | |
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XxAxX said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: seriously! that'd suck ass, poppin stiffies in public... i know! nipples are bad enough Get a penis, you two.  | |
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My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. | |
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2the9s said: XxAxX said: i know! nipples are bad enough Get a penis, you two. i don't do penis.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Anxiety said:
i don't get erections in public - my pants just bunch up funny.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: 2the9s said: Get a penis, you two. i don't do penis.
it is hard enough having nipples...sometimes, even if the wind blows..."glass cutters"  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. have him orgnote me. | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. have him orgnote me. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. you shoulda asked 'im how to say "large cock" or "large chicken" in french or something.  | |
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SammiJ said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: i don't do penis.
it is hard enough having nipples...sometimes, even if the wind blows..."glass cutters"  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. you shoulda asked 'im how to say "large cock" or "large chicken" in french or something. un gros coq?
that does sound dirty | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AsianBomb777 said: My french teacher once got an erection while teaching class. He had to go sit down and let us do "self-study" for about 30 minutes.
Only 2 of us in class noticed the episode for some reason (his class was just after lunch and most kids just tried to stay awake.). Anyways, he had a huge cock--I can say that much. huge. you shoulda asked 'im how to say "large cock" or "large chicken" in french or something. I was too petrified. I kept thinking "Oh Shit, that thing's not gonna want to stay in there much longer!!!" 
huge. | |
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bkw said: SammiJ said:
it is hard enough having nipples...sometimes, even if the wind blows..."glass cutters" they're not yours!  | |
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