Nero said:

More, more, gimme more of this shit!

sextonseven said:

I get what you're saying, but it's not my "duty" to send every man I sleep with off into the world to have better sex with other women. I only care about him improving for me.

As for faking it, yeah, I have but not since I was young. And for all of the reasons mentioned above, just wanting it to be over and not wanting to have to bother teaching someone nor hurting feelings. However, I wouldn't do it now. For all sorts of reasons.

Heavenly said:

I'm ready

JoeyMFinCoco said:

I'm not sure what more I have. He loved having his hair pulled, and he loved to try to sodomize me without asking permission... So one day, I told him I'd stick something in his ass, and he said only thing I was allowed to put there was my tongue.

Actually, I nearly got a spatula in there once. We were hugging in his kitchen, and I ran my hands low on him, I didn't know it, but he'd pulled his pants down, then he grabbed my hands, put them on his ass, right... I was annoyed, he laughed so hard he nearly cried. I reached over, grabbed the spatula he'd used to make the scrambled eggs that morning, and went to stick it in his ass.

He caught me and ran like hell. I chased him. All he said was, "NO! That thing is COVERED IN EGGS?" I stopped, nearly peed my ownself laughing and said, "So what if it wasn't covered in eggs? could I stick it in your ass then?" He looked at me, eyes got big and he said, "NO! HELL NO!"

Hmm... he likes to have his ass grabbed during sex, too.

Nero said:

If the ass is fine, I'll take somehting up mine if it will let me get in hers. You're evil though. Can't believe he ran away though. Are you that big, strong and scary lookin'?

CarrieMpls said:

All the more reason to tell him he sucks in bed.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Not at all. Though N. and I are the same size, so it was fairly even matched.

He used to never speak during sex. One day, he did it out of the blue. He simply said, "Harder." I had to stop what I was doing... I laughed so hard I cried. He lost his erection.

sextonseven said:

Yeah, but if you know there's not going to be a "next time" you're not gonna bother.

Fauxie said:

You two celibate or something?

MsLegs said:

Here Here!!!

Reincarnate said:

I'm coming

DexMSR said:

I just thought I'd play the poor married guy who never gets any instead of the smug married guy who always gets some.

DexMSR said:

origmnd said:

That's bullshit. Most of you are out to get yours and fuck it, it's too bad if we don't get ours. Let's be real.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

It depends on the man. Now, those chomps who want to hit quick and don't give a shit are typically the ones that don't last long.

MsLegs said:

Ms. Legs, I don't care how long a man lasts inside me because I have never ever cum from penetration. He's gotta give enough of a fuck to get me off or get me to the brink of orgasm before he starts to try to hit one outta the park.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

TFKA we're saying the same thing. Again, it all depends on the man b/c all men aren't the same. While some men can step up to plate, there are some that can't even hit a foul ball.

Hotlegs said:

This applies to people in general, men and women. You certainly have a great attitude though. I'm sure those guys who couldn't step up to your plate appreciated it anyway. And for the guys for whom you didn't even manage to hit a foul ball...

Fauxie said:

Well Fauxie, I'm glad that you understand my perspective on this issue.

Hotlegs said:

Um... ok

I was actually being sarcastic, sorry. Sure, we all want great sex, and we should strive to do the business in bed and satisfy whoever we are with, as we'd expect them to do for us, but your attitude is pretty ruthless for those that don't perform. Fine, perhaps, if u've no emotional attachment, but pretty rough if it's a serious relationship. And if it's never a serious relationship... what gives? I know when I met my now wife I was not as good in bed as I am now, and she likewise. I don't see anything wrong with helping each other improve, and can't imagine dismissing someone ruthlessly purely based on their performance in bed, unless of course it was only a one night stand, in which case there'd be no dismissing necessary anyway. I guess this is your elimination process. A guy is rendered a one night stand if he doesn't perform in bed. Hmm...

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

in the words of Seinfeld
" ...good luck with all THAT "

Heavenly said:

wow that was quick ... just my luck

You know, I dated this younger woman and she would get hers quick.

Her theory was...first cum, first served. You better get yours or else.

I didn't like that.

I get all into it and I'm like what the fuck?

Well, i guess she took the male perspective.

I sort of know how a woman would feel if her partner gave in quickly and didn't care about her.

...

AlienX2050 said:

Really.

Hotlegs said:

Yeah.



Why are you looking at me like that?
...

sag10 said:

actually i would lose interest...some women need more than oral sex

I really think its pointless to fake it. Ok, so you made him think he did a good job...you gonna keep fakin it over and over? If he cant do it, he needs to know. Life is too short for crappy sex.

Reincarnate said:

it's from all the excitement.

If you have ever felt a woman have a full blown orgasm while you are inside her you would forever be able to tell when she is just moanng and not really having one. Unless she has great muscular control down there LOL. Those pussy contractions are a sensation a man can NEVER forget!!!