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My balls start to ache when I take my laptop on my lap.... they do.....it happens!!
am I alone? Do I have sensitive balls? [Edited 6/16/05 15:24pm] | |
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Your lederhosen is too tight. | |
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I sold my laptop, so I don't have that problem anymore  | |
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Overheating is bad for the quality of your semen. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Overheating is bad for the quality of your semen.
that's what I've heard..... | |
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you should give me your laptop so i can take on your burden. | |
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PANDURITO said:
what does she know? Does she have balls???? | |
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Anxiety said: you should give me your laptop so i can take on your burden.
stop by, we could talk about MJ..... | |
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abierman said: Anxiety said: you should give me your laptop so i can take on your burden.
stop by, we could talk about MJ..... i wouldn't want to take up any of your precious time, especially when you could be engaging in restorative ball therapy. but you can still give me your laptop, that only takes a second! | |
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It's the radiation, give me your laptop now or you'll get cancer!! | |
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BinaryJustin said: Your lederhosen is too tight.
Holy Alexis Morale Carrington Colby Dexter Colby Dexter on an Evil Sabella Colby Cracker with Bulgari Caviar! He's alive! Welcome back!  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said: abierman said: stop by, we could talk about MJ..... i wouldn't want to take up any of your precious time, especially when you could be engaging in restorative ball therapy. but you can still give me your laptop, that only takes a second! oh man, we should hang.....you know, listening to some eels? Feeling good....talking 'bout my laptop? | |
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Oh and it's the HEAT of the laptop. I usually have to have a pillow on my lap or it's all about Great Balls of Fire!
You can purchase a lapstand for your laptop reletively cheap. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: BinaryJustin said: Your lederhosen is too tight.
Holy Alexis Morale Carrington Colby Dexter Colby Dexter on an Evil Sabella Colby Cracker with Bulgari Caviar! He's alive! Welcome back! don't jack my thread!  | |
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I thought you meant when getting a lap dance.....she's not very good if your balls hurt.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I thought you meant when getting a lap dance.....she's not very good if your balls hurt.
M hey lapdances never hurt, and I know.....but how do you?  | |
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abierman said: superspaceboy said: Holy Alexis Morale Carrington Colby Dexter Colby Dexter on an Evil Sabella Colby Cracker with Bulgari Caviar! He's alive! Welcome back! don't jack my thread! 
Who's jackin your thread? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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abierman said: Anxiety said: i wouldn't want to take up any of your precious time, especially when you could be engaging in restorative ball therapy. but you can still give me your laptop, that only takes a second! oh man, we should hang.....you know, listening to some eels? Feeling good....talking 'bout my laptop? i am feeling kinda....eely. | |
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this is 1 load o' balls !  | |
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abierman said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I thought you meant when getting a lap dance.....she's not very good if your balls hurt.
M hey lapdances never hurt, and I know.....but how do you? I've had lap dances before!!! Yes, from women. I love strippers. I prefer them to be a men though.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Try putting it on a table. That's how I use mine.  | |
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Strange, I haven't had that problem with mine! | |
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tell me, who in this house know about the ache? | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Strange, I haven't had that problem with mine!
I'm not talking about those balls..... | |
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Its true, laptops cause infertility in men because of the radiation.. very dangerous to actually have on your lap. Google it or something if you arent convinced. if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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REDBABY said: Its true, laptops cause infertility in men because of the radiation.. very dangerous to actually have on your lap. Google it or something if you arent convinced.
why do they call it laptop.....geez..... | |
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abierman¤  | |
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REDBABY said: Its true, laptops cause infertility in men because of the radiation.. very dangerous to actually have on your lap. Google it or something if you arent convinced.
Right and vibrators cause cervical cancer. | |
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thesexofit said: abierman¤
WTF?? | |
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