retina said:

Got any photos?

Nero said:

whoa, nellie. you mean to say they just.... pop up??

AsianBoi777 said:

Don't pretend you weren't turned on

I hate it when my erection justs pops up when I'm trying to have sex. It's just embarassing!

bkw said:

PERVERT!

Anxiety said:

Dont worry, it doesn't happen that often

Hard Nipples

I think about my parents having sex.

That settles the old boy down REAL QUICK.

jerseykrs said:

XxAxX said:

Yeah, it happens sometimes. My ex girlfriend used to be quite amused by this. Sometimes it would get her turned on, which would then turn me on and we'd end up having sex, just because of my dick's independent antics.

SammiJ said:

2the9s said:

My poncho is made from Ostrich feathers

retina said:

oh man. and all those times i thought my ex was just turned on by me i guess i never asked him the exact oriin of his stiffies, at that.

wow. so it just pops up i'm finding this detail a little more intriguing than i should. please excuse my unseemly interest.

might be a blood pressure fluctuation or something that pops it up at times? hmm. maybe better oughta google this

blood pressure thing? wtf?!?

Listen, dicks get hard for NO REASON whatsoever. It starts at a YOUNG age too.

jerseykrs2 said:

i see that http://www.whitelotuseast...ection.htm

i'm obviously not paying close enough attention


note to self to start oogling men's crotches...

emm said:

retina said:

Yes, yes, but... where are the photos? Not of your ex, of course.

AsianBomb777 said:

once during READ period (half hour after lunch when the whole school reads), my English teacher was sitting with his legs up on the desk and he farted! then he said "I don't understand - all I had for lunch was bread!"

lilgish said:

Happens in class, at the dining hall, standing up on a crowded bus, walking on the beach with a girl, and the problem is that it shows thru the pants. I try hard to think about something else and stand in such a way that no one would notice.
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Sometimes I'll be cuddling my wife, like comforting her about something, and by touching her I'll get hard. That's kinda inappropriate sometimes, but I can't help it.

At other times? I don't think I get random erections at inopportune times. I'm married so there is no inopportune.

Fauxie said:

you're about to start using the phrase "making love" again, aren't you?



with your LOVER!

Anxiety said:

This is a song for the ladies
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discretely

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discretely
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! (Hard)

Anxiety said:

Hey, married couples fuck too. It's just that when they fuck they're also making love.

Fauxie said:

yes, i know. i have a whole tammy wynette box set, i'm well aware of this.

Anxiety said:

We knock boots too.

But that's more about critiquing Prince music.

Fauxie said:

just meat her for lunch downtown and call it a day. i hear dining at the Y is quite nice, though you might wind up sneezing in her cabbage patch.

Anxiety said:

I have no idea what you just said but it sounded hella scholarly.

Anxiety said:

Anx is killing me on this thread