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PrintablePurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: Oh I so KNEW you were gonna react like that.... Silly I only had one answer, so I did it on alphabetical order, "E" before "T". Of course, had it been based on more base instincts..... 
 1st off...nice save! 
2nd...what "Base instincts"  What base instincts...? Well, let's just say..... 
Which basically means..... I think you'd be a better cook.  | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said:  Oh no, don't tell me I shagged a sleeping girl AGAIN?!?!?  I just thought I had, you know, knocked the wind out of you so much you couldn't talk, and you were so exhausted you couldn't open your eyes....
Guess the snoring shoulda given it away, though..... | |
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HamsterHuey said: PurpleThunder said: Dook right? No. AB.... | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: 1st off...nice save!
2nd...what "Base instincts" What base instincts...? Well, let's just say.....
Which basically means..... I think you'd be a better cook. Oh really..... I love to cook with sausage!
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: Oh no, don't tell me I shagged a sleeping girl AGAIN?!?!? I just thought I had, you know, knocked the wind out of you so much you couldn't talk, and you were so exhausted you couldn't open your eyes....
Guess the snoring shoulda given it away, though..... | |
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: What base instincts...? Well, let's just say.....
Which basically means..... I think you'd be a better cook. Oh really..... I love to cook with sausage!
Please don't cut it off! It's my best friend, we have SO much fun together!! | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: Oh really..... I love to cook with sausage!
Please don't cut it off! It's my best friend, we have SO much fun together!! You assume Im talking about you're...ummm...errr..."member"...typical man 
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said:
Please don't cut it off! It's my best friend, we have SO much fun together!! You assume Im talking about you're...ummm...errr..."member"...typical man
 No...
I'm talking about my best friend Sammy the Sausage.. We have been mates years, I keep him on a piece of string tied to my waist so I don't lose him. God, you women are all "sex sex sex" all the time. It is sad, really, I feel sorry for you all.... | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: You assume Im talking about you're...ummm...errr..."member"...typical man
No...
I'm talking about my best friend Sammy the Sausage.. We have been mates years, I keep him on a piece of string tied to my waist so I don't lose him. God, you women are all "sex sex sex" all the time. It is sad, really, I feel sorry for you all.... So ya wanna pump?  | |
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PurpleThunder said: HamsterHuey said: No. AB.... No. |
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: No...
I'm talking about my best friend Sammy the Sausage.. We have been mates years, I keep him on a piece of string tied to my waist so I don't lose him. God, you women are all "sex sex sex" all the time. It is sad, really, I feel sorry for you all.... So ya wanna pump? "pump" Round here, that means to fart...
I have a bit of trapped wind, seeing as you ask, so yeah, I wanna fart, if I'm being honest about it. Why would you wanna know about that though..? | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: So ya wanna pump? "pump" Round here, that means to fart...
I have a bit of trapped wind, seeing as you ask, so yeah, I wanna fart, if I'm being honest about it. Why would you wanna know about that though..? K lemme try this another way then...damn wankers... Nice shoes...wanna fuck? | |
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: "pump" Round here, that means to fart...
I have a bit of trapped wind, seeing as you ask, so yeah, I wanna fart, if I'm being honest about it. Why would you wanna know about that though..? K lemme try this another way then...damn wankers... Nice shoes...wanna fuck? ... Let me get this straight...You will fuck me, but only if I give you my shoes..?! God, these huge things will never fit you, why would you want them?
(Canadians, huh folks? Bryan Adams, Alan Morriss and Rush  and now this! Very very weird.....)[Edited 6/16/05 6:39am] | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: K lemme try this another way then...damn wankers... Nice shoes...wanna fuck? ... Let me get this straight...You will fuck me, but only if I give you my shoes..?! God, these huge things will never fit you, why would you want them?
(Canadians, huh folks? Bryan Adams, Alan Morriss and Rush and now this! Very very weird.....)
[Edited 6/16/05 6:39am] I dont want your shoes
Weird maybe...but when we're naked its breathtaking and we have ways of making the tastebuds tingle when licked the right way
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: ... Let me get this straight...You will fuck me, but only if I give you my shoes..?! God, these huge things will never fit you, why would you want them?
(Canadians, huh folks? Bryan Adams, Alan Morriss and Rush and now this! Very very weird.....)
[Edited 6/16/05 6:39am] I dont want your shoes
Weird maybe...but when we're naked its breathtaking and we have ways of making the tastebuds tingle when licked the right way
SO GET ON A DAMN PLANE THEN WOMAN!!!! | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: I dont want your shoes
Weird maybe...but when we're naked its breathtaking and we have ways of making the tastebuds tingle when licked the right way
SO GET ON A DAMN PLANE THEN WOMAN!!!! So your legs are broken then...Remember...at my job I actually work!  | |
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrolldave said: SO GET ON A DAMN PLANE THEN WOMAN!!!! So your legs are broken then...Remember...at my job I actually work!  | |
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I would like to meet Lleena so I could tell her much I really like her poncho and her photoshop skills in person I love Ella even though Im still married to p0p | |
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I would like to spend a day with ella deprogramming her from her love for her crappy username.
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2the9s said: I would like to spend a day with ella deprogramming her from her love for her crappy username.
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I would like to meet 2the9s to teach him the ways of mangey cat maintance | |
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rocknrolldave said: PurpleThunder said: So your legs are broken then...Remember...at my job I actually work! I know you love me...why can't you just confess already! | |
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2the9s said: I would like to spend a day with ella deprogramming her from her love for her crappy username.
You'd fall in love with her after being in her presence for 30 seconds....just ask Jers in a month | |
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PurpleThunder said: 2the9s said: I would like to spend a day with ella deprogramming her from her love for her crappy username.
You'd fall in love with her after being in her presence for 30 seconds....just ask Jers in a month  | |
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PurpleThunder said: 2the9s said: I would like to spend a day with ella deprogramming her from her love for her crappy username.
You'd fall in love with her after being in her presence for 30 seconds....just ask Jers in a month No thanks. I'm going out of town that week anyway. | |
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ella731 said: PurpleThunder said: You'd fall in love with her after being in her presence for 30 seconds....just ask Jers in a month Well it would be induced by the drugs he's on after having his ass kicked by you...but it still counts! | |
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beret1022 said:  When life deals you crap....double up! | |
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Natisse said: Out of the orgers I HAVEN'T met before? Sinister
Not COMPLETELY out yet..... | |
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rocknrolldave said: I would love to meet Ella or Purple Thunder, cos I reckon they are easy and I would be pretty much guaranteed at least a grope if not a full-on shag
 So true! | |
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