I wish I could come up with enough things to start up a Men tribute.
1. some can be funny
2. they will say anything to get into your pants
3. they stink
4. they snore






Bloody men.

bkw said:

I rest my case

charlottegelin said:

Nero said:

Praetor Prefect is above padowan, right?

retina said:

Are you concerned about it?

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Retina: "I'll have two tickets to Retina please."

You better mean all those thingz about lay-dehz otherwise one day a woman will snip your ballz off when you're not lookinz!!!

lilmissmissy said:

I just crossed my legs real tight...lol

On another topic, that Australian Geographic site is great..!!

Byron said:

Snip! Snip! And datz for all you ladz y'all hearz?

I'm glad you enjoyed dat site Byron!! I'm glad my link worked 2

retina said:

You're a "male lesbian"!

I know. I'm the same.

retina said:

very nice...

and nice to see a man in a bit of balance with his inner female

What kind of man would kiss up to women like that and at the same time put down his own gender. What kind of man are you? Just toss out your penis and grow a set of breasts.

Spats said:

You ate the bait.

That's the best you can come up with? That was the most pathetic, ass kissing, generalizing, male bashing, wimpy post that has ever been posted here. And it came from a man!! That's very sad.

Spats said:

Still hungry, apparently.....

Spats said:

Okay moron, I'll give you just two points because I'm not optimistic about your ability to count any higher without using fingers. And you'll need them to type your hate-fuelled retort.
First - I didn't write the thread. If you look up, you'll even see me branding the author's perspective "bullshit". I was half kidding, because I guess he's just throwing things in the air to see how they land like any creative, intelligent person likes to do.
Second - no, me saying you 'ate the bait' with a wee smiley yellow ball wasn't intended to be any display of what I'm capible of writing. But I'm looking forward to answering your reply to this.

Spats said:

Here are a few words for you to look up in the dictionary:

tribute

rhetoric

humour

When you're done with that you can come back to me for a lesson in feeling comfortable enough with your masculinity to be able to celebrate the other gender. Even though you obviously seem like a lost cause in this regard, I'm sure I can help you out a little bit at least.

retina said:

You can't put throw all men in the one basket though, as you did. You're taking a conceited moral highground here, and fine well you know it. You might be better evolved than most men, but not all. And there are a lot of women out there too who weren't worth their dad's final exhausted thrust. Although, I agree women are - generally - emotionally and intellectually superior to the collective male mindset. I still dream of matriarchy in a post-capitalist society.
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Number23 said:

The whole text is a tribute, a celebration. I was only using the shortcomings of men as a springboard to get to points that I wanted to make about women. The obvious over-generalization is merely a tool to convey the more abstract, but still very much real feeling of love towards women in general. I do mean everything I said in the text, but you have to be able to take it with a grain of salt and a bit of humour too, which I'm sure that you can. You have a good head on your shoulders.



I actually pointed this out myself by saying "most of my fellow males". I didn't want it to turn into a competition about who understands women better, so if that's how it felt than that's regrettable.



Yes, but these days a lot of women have the hunter/gatherer confused with the abuser/rockstar. Let's save that one for another thread though. In this one we celebrate women's many magnificent characteristics that are in a crushing majority over their drawbacks anyway.

retina said:

Beely and retina... Padowan and Praetor Prefect. Let us band together, not to dispute one another or explain ourselves, but against the collective evil...

Besides, be good. It's someone's birthday.

Nero said:

I work alone. But happy birthday. And free MJ!

Number23 said:

lick my boots.

Nero said:

An old pal of mine could smoke through his foreskin. It was his party trick. He just used to stick a fag up there and it'd smoke away like a Santaless chimney. It looked odd, but thats only when you could focus through the tears of laughter.

Number23 said:

you have weird friends. more entertaining than mine. N. Ol' can play a mean guitar, but that's not like smoking with penis skin

Nero said:

Anyone can play guitar. It doesnt take talent, just time and a terrible childhood.

Number23 said:

N, liked his childhood.

I play the trumpet. I have a cool trumpet. the brass is made purple.

I want to play a guitar.

weird

Number23 said:

Perfectly said.