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PrintableTom said: We used to shake the candy machines in school, so the Hershey Bars would slide out of the wrappers.
How would that ever happen??  You have to tear them open.
When I was four years old I stole some Reese's Pieces from the supermarket bulk bin and just started eatin'  My stepmother made me apologize to the cashier  And I remember this! | |
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Dewrede said: 
Thou shallt not steal 
All these people are SO going to Hell!!!  | |
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Cute Thread!...I think?
Our childhood crew used to steal penny candy and candy bars from the corner store down the street from our elementary school, then we thought we'd take our talents to the local grocery store. One of our boys got caught dropping sunglasses into his umbrella as we all ran away! What stopped my ass (for a little while) was when "I" got caught stealing batteries for my boombox in 9th grade. Mom didn't scream or yell, she just "cried" telling me she works hard for me not to ever have to do something like that and also has instilled in me common sense to know that this was unneccessary, then cried even more. I was really really hurt knowing I had let her down and I cried as well. And didn't steal again until College!!!!.....LOL!! But a word to you future thiefs of America.....I worked in Loss Prevention for a few years...and there are ways to get you all!  Trust me!!The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I thought this was a Smiths thread.  | |
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PANDURITO said: Dewrede said:
Thou shallt not steal
All these people are SO going to Hell!!!  | |
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I used to steal my father's pot all the time back in high school. My sister was the rebel so she got all the heat. I was the silent book nerd so I don't think he ever suspected me. Or maybe he was just to high to give a damn... 
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hubbabubba bubble gum...
pac man shoelaces hi bounce rubber ball lots of flavors of lip gloss... my favorite being dr pepper then there was a front page story in the newspaper how shoplifting rates had increased by 7% i was sure it was all my doing - so i stopped until university when i neglected to pay for a lipstick... but i felt so bad i couldn't use it - gave it away.   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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TheResistor said:
I used to steal my father's pot all the time back in high school. My sister was the rebel so she got all the heat. I was the silent book nerd so I don't think he ever suspected me. Or maybe he was just to high to give a damn... LMFAO!!! | |
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