DexMSR said:

Set ball! Match ball!



You win

When I was 7, I fell out of a tree that I had climbed. I was about 20 feet in the air. I fell on some branches that grew out of the lower part of the tree. The branch sorta stabbed me in the left side of my body, below my rib cage. It didnt hurt so bad at first but a friend of mine yelled, Look, you can see his meat! Then I looked down at my wound and then I started to cry. There was blood and everything trickling down my body.I had to spend about 3 days in the hospital. I had so much fun in Childrens Hospital and I didnt have to go to shcool.

dreamfactory313 said:

Impaled on a tree branch--that's a good one.

sextonseven said:

yup. it was somethin' else.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I didn't know you could get recurring attacks.

minneapolisgenius said:

It's virtually unheard of. Extremely rare. I went to the doctors 2 other times and they never diagnosed it. When I went the 3rd time it was to the emergency room and that was 14 attacks in. I described to the doctors my symptoms and he said that it sounded like I had appendicitis but that he wasn't sure because people simply do not heal from appendicitis. He said that you either have it taken out or it bursts and poisons you to death. He said that he's never seen a case of recurring appendicitis that it was extremely rare. Wouldn't you know it? I'm so unique, even my afflictions are special

They did bloodwork and urine test and a physical exam and still doubted that I had appendicitis because of the fact thatI had told them I had these attacks before . Sure enough when they went in it was my appendix. It was rotting away inside me. When I looked at the doctors report afterwards it said "sever state of degeneration" It's really a miracle because it never burst. All those times and I would get better. I was sick for 5 years tho. I would always be full of bile and sensitive to so many foods and drink. I was slowly losing my mind. My schedule was up to 6 times a day!

I was also having panic attacks nearly on a daily basis. When I was in the hospital I asked the doctor if appendicitis would cause panic attacks and he said no, it wouldn't have anything to do with it. After the surgery I had 3 panic attacck in a year vs 3 in the week prior to my surgery. Having had appendicitis yourself you know how awful the pain is. There were times that I thought I would die in the middle of the night and I even left notes by my bed in case I did. That is how bad that pain was. I am so thankful I had that thing taken out. What a nightmare it was.

Appendix was worse than either of my childbirths

Getting my chest tattoed. Two and a half hours of non-stop pain.

picture it... july 1977..11 year old Finess, does a jump on a schwinn stingray,mid air i lose my seat and didnt know... when i hit the ground and went to sit down.....

TheRealFiness said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Stymie said:

my screams are still floating over the bronx river till this day

Getting my cooch waxed hurt... but the pain was very quick and immediate. I had dry sockets in my mouth a few years ago from my wisdom teeth removal and that shit KILLED. Even though I had painkillers, I couldn't sleep.

Natsume said:

Natsume, is your sig a reference to Finess?

Stymie said:

now cut that out

The most painful...skull fracture and concussion from being shot...twice! I'm okay now...

the rest of my life injuries were far less painful compared to this one...tattoos (several/ankle was the most painful), torn ankle ligament, childbirth, scratched cornea (who knew that would hurt so bad), then there is the story of getting a pelvic with Betadine...and I'm allergic!

Stymie said:

what!

Natsume said:

dont mind her pam...the medication hasnt kicked in yet

TheRealFiness said:

Natsume said:

Well, he is old.

TheRealFiness said:

i'm sorry. you forgive me?

PiscesGlenn said:

I'm glad you're ok now.

I guess for me it would be getting my wisdom teeth extracted when I was 18. It hurt during the "oral surgery" with the drilling and slicing of my gums. Lawd, have mercy! For days, all I saw was blood. I could not eat solids for almost a month.

Others I know who have their wisdom teeth out seems as if it was no big deal. I guess it was just me.

Damn, I forgot about the monthly cramps I've had that would make me wanna slap somebody they hurt so bad. Still get them at times.
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One of my worst was a stomach sickness that made my bowels cramp up. I was in a fetal position until the doctor showed up. This was in France, and I wasn't really familiar with their medical system, so I was a bit surprised when he just looked at me for three minutes and then gave me seven (literally) different types of medicine. He said "you vill feel good in two hourz" and then walked off. I took the medicine (except for two of them that just seemed stupid to me) and voilà - two hours later I was completely healthy. Unbelievable. My nails damn near fell off because of the side effects though, but that's another story.

Womenly painz wifout givin 2 much detail- as i recall- once upon a time, i fainted and wheeled out of uni in a wheel chair- i dread 2 think...

When i was not yet 10, i was playin between planter boxes at school and had a bit of barb wire fencse slash me on arm- it nearly hit a nerve and i ended up gettin ON TOP OF DAT a nasty tetinus (sp) shot for datz!!


When i had my wisdom teethout and anytime i was due for my painkillers- it ached!!! Dat was da most time i've spent sleeping in my adult life everz

Stymie said:

course

TheRealFiness said:

Fuck a hug.

Stymie said:

pda on the org?

brownsugar said:

Affection is too strong a word for what i feel for Finess.

aside from the childbirths, when the pain killers wore off after an ingrown toenail operation. It felt like a 2 metre deep papercut!!!! I was screaming in my bed (alone at home) so I called my friend to come over and bring more panadeine forte. The doorbell rang and thinking it was her I hopped to the front door, nearly fainting from the pain, and it was the Census lady dropping off a form! I nearly punched her!

Probably when my dog accidently crushed my thumb with his teeth. He'd found something in the street and was chewing and I stupidly tried to get it out of his mouth. I hadn't realised how painful dog bites can be until then.