Dear Org Dairy,

I would like 3 gallons of milk, some cottage cheese, and a dozen eggs...Oh wait...Diary...never mind...






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[Edited 6/14/05 4:00am]

2the9s said:

Get off the stage!

2the9s has an unhealthy obsession with milk, this morning he took all the milk and put it under his bed, saying that he would kill anybody who took it.

we are all drinking tea with no milk.

I think we need a meeting to decide his fate.

Lleena said:

Screw the meeting, lets just get nasty

Dear Diary,

This morning when I was getting ready for work, (while everyone else slacks off) I noticed 2the9s passed out on the couch in only his draws. It seems he had pistacho shells and hot dogs in uncomfortable areas of his body. Dont worry I took a picture


P.S. I took Lleenas ponchos this morning to get it cleaned, it was stinking up the whole house

rocknrollisalive is going around saying "lets just get nasty," to everyone. I fear for the Org goat, he's been giving it extra grass and seems to be interested in it more than usual.

Ella returned my poncho sparkling clean, which was cool of her. I now feel guilty for cleaning the toilet with her toothbrush. I better keep quiet about it.

dear diary,

On the way home from work, as I am the only employed one in the house, I treated myself to a new toothbrush. I have a sneaking suspision that theFROG used it to clean out his nintendo

dear diary

WHY is my underwear drawer full of dandelion leaves and clover? why are there goat hairs on my bedspread? why? and what happened to my undies? should i even ask? okay listen up. whoever took my undies better just put them back before tomorrow morning. i'm okay for now but by tomorrow this could become an issue

thanks

I noticed a new toothbrush in the bathroom, I've used it to brush the cats teeth. I think it belongs to Cloudbuster.

I hope froggy returns XxAxX's undies soon as she's starting to become suspicious.

My new toothbrush has gone missing allready. So i took everyone elses toothbrushes and rolled them in 2the9s mangey cat little box (and we ALL know that he never cleans it)

XxaxX was complaining about the undies being gone, which is strange cause last week she told everyone she doesnt wear any. I think Simons paranoia is rubbing off on these ppl

P.S. 2the9s started his new "dance" classes last week, he was showing me his new interpretive dance moves. It was like watching an elephant in a TuTu

Dear Diary,

It's getting harder to control all the men who lust after me.

I think that strange asian fellow is stalking me.

WHY OH WHY MUST I BE CURSED!!

dear diary: whilst i was doing the laundry i notice froggy dancing in 9s tutu outside shouting "hoo ha i got you all in check!". i had to tell him to cut it out and put 9sy's things away before he found out. froggy had already scuffed the ballet slippers...geeze i'm not taking in any more orgers i swear.

Dear Big Org

I have a feeling that everyone thinks i'm doing things to them. when i walk around, Lleena, XxAxX, ella and brownsugar all mutter, "guilty twat".

I mean sure, i prance around in XxAxX's underpants, sniff 2the9s' tutu, clean my genitals with ella's toothbrush, use lleena's poncho as a nappy and occasionally spank myself with those ballet shoes...

but what have i actually done wrong?

Nothin'.


It's like a kangaroo court in there at the moment. I hope i get voted off so i can sell my stories to the papers and sleep with some C-list celebrities.

dear diary,

last night i caught Lleena drawing handlebar 'staches on herself. i didnt say a word i quietly went back to my room. i will spy on her later tonight!


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[Edited 6/15/05 2:33am]

dear diary: i have a plan. i will spread liver cheese in lleena's bed and blame it on christopher. that way they will be hating eachother, someone will have to go, someone will want to go! once i draw out all the details i shall hatch my plan

Tonight I caught Christopher out of the corner of my eye watching me as I drew handlebar 'staches on myself in preparation for the "dress up as an orger contest," I am going as him.

also, I found liver cheese spread on my bed.
I have decided that this communal living malarkey is not for me. I'm going to spend the next six weeks in my room in bed (once I change my sheets)

Dear Diary,

Tonight we had a house meeting without Lleena and we decided that her poncho has just got to go. It is seriously affecting the air quality for all of us and it attracts moose.

The only problem is how to tell her...

I have grown so attached to my poncho that without it I would wither away, thank god I will never have to give it up.

It has become a part of me. my poncho and I are one, I mean I dont know where my poncho ends and I begin. I love it.

Dear Diary,

I have just witnessed a scary sight...Lleena has been walking around like Desdemona, wringing her hands and murmuring about her poncho...I think she's gone off the deep end.

Please advise.

I saw a moose at my window today. Not sure where it came from but when I opened my window and let it in, it went straight for my poncho. odd..

I glimpsed 2the9s in his tutu earlier, I cant even begin to describe what a sight that was, but picture a sumo wrestler in pink and standing on tip toe and you get the idea.

Dear Diary,

Last night we all sat around drinking and confessed our sexual fetishes with one another. It was a real bonding experience. They were all pretty much the usual stuff, but that Lleena girl (you know the one with the stinky poncho?) confessed that she had a thing for sumo wrestlers in tutus.

Odd.

I'm glad she doesn't picture me that way.

dear diary: i must apologize to 9s. i got really upset over the hotdog episode so i put slices of salami and coco krispies in some of the pages of his beloved books. should i keep it a secret?

I am sooo over my thing for sumo wrestlers in pink. what was I thinking?

you know that guy 2the9s, the one who always sits on the edge of the sofa fiddling with his pants, he scares me. today he kept looking over at me and raising his eyebrows repeatedly in a very disturbing manner. when he smiled he had no teeth.

Dear Diary,

My sheets are crisp again. Any idea why?

Cloudbuster said:

Lleena said:

dear diary,

Lleena wore her fry hat to the party. i was not only jealous but also embarrased cause i went dressed like cloudbuster. :S

Dear Diary,

I think Christopher has stolen my blue eye-shadow again. Could you have a word with him?

Ta.

dear diary,

cloudbuster has been stealing lleenas clothes again.he likes the feel of a nice skirt and pumps i heard.i think he might be a tranny 4reals!


that is all.