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yesterday on my only day off, simon starting running around the house screaming "you will all die of salmonella!! IF its not black its still raw" also please help me remember to take out the trash, dave has recieved a new cabbage leaf, and he placed the old one in the bathroom trash  | |
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ella731 said: Dear diary
yesterday on my only day off, simon starting running around the house screaming "you will all die of salmonella!! IF its not black its still raw" also please help me remember to take out the trash, dave has recieved a new cabbage leaf, and he placed the old one in the bathroom trash Oh I see!...when I heard the rumour that Simon likes a bit of black meat inside him, I thought it meant something entirely different..... | |
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rocknrolldave said: ella731 said: Dear diary
yesterday on my only day off, simon starting running around the house screaming "you will all die of salmonella!! IF its not black its still raw" also please help me remember to take out the trash, dave has recieved a new cabbage leaf, and he placed the old one in the bathroom trash Oh I see!...when I heard the rumour that Simon likes a bit of black meat inside him, I thought it meant something entirely different..... Shhhhh  | |
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ella731 said: rocknrolldave said: Oh I see!...when I heard the rumour that Simon likes a bit of black meat inside him, I thought it meant something entirely different..... Shhhhh  | |
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Dear Diary,
Simon had been wearing this rug over his head thinking he is invisible, he will "hide" beside Daves door, and watch him for hours. I think the cabbage smell is an alluring smell to him | |
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oh yes, and please could you let Joeycoco know that we dont mind that he watched porn, but if he could just turn it off when my grandmother comes over.
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ella731 said: Dear Diary,
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ella731 said: oh yes, and please could you let Joeycoco know that we dont mind that he watched porn, but if he could just turn it off when my grandmother comes over.
thank you  Is that part of the porn film or what...? | |
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Dear Diary,
What a great thread Lleena has created. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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The meeting that 2the9s called regarding the peanuts incident was a disastar. Five orgers were taken to hospital and three orgers now have restraining orders against them. The police let another two off with a warning. I was left with a bruise on my right toe which I have photographed and submitted to Byron's photo project.
Remind us all never to let 9s call another meeting. | |
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Dook last week asked to borrow my car. I got in it yesterday and he haad ripped all the coverings off the seats. He said he was looking for TwinkleBitch under the seats. I just hope he decides to replace the seats, I want new ones with flames on them | |
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"Rest your gums, I kick ass and I take names
I’m slick V.I.C. Ghetto V.I.P. Mess around with me and I leave you R.I.P. Shizzle my nizzle. You get me? One more thing, Big Brother. Can we get some milk and bread please? One white and one brown. Thank you."  | |
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dear diary i smelled the most repugnant smell. i looked across the room and there was althom standing there with a sheepish grin on his face. he whispered in my ear and let me in on his dirty little secret. letting me know he sharted was just too much info, must've been the peanuts  | |
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dear diary i wish 9s would stop trying to make me sing 'on the good ship lollypop'
it just aint my bag baby  | |
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dear diary:
"i've got a love-el-ee bunch of co co nuts (deedlee deedlee) there they are a standing in a row (bumbumbum)" | |
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dear diary:
just a quick comment to whoever used the milk last: trust me - there isn't really any point in putting the milk back inside the refrigerator once it's been standing out on the counter in the hot sun for eight hours. don't even bother. next time just please toss the whole thing out. yrs truly | |
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dear diary:
i cut one at berlin's and looked at Anxy liked he did it | |
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brownsugar said: Tish4 said: Dear Diary,
I have been having some major issues lately. I have a bf and it's not going really well at all. This other guy I have been talking to told me the other day that he knew I had a bf and he didn't care, that he loved me. I don't know what to do. He is such a sweetheart and seems like he really cares. LAWD please help me, should I stay with me bf who SAYS he loves me, and kinda acts like it from time to time or should I see what the other guy is all about? I'm so confused and depressed. 
Bye. girl, i must interject. never leave one man 'cause of another. if your gonna leave your boyfriend leave 'cause of something he's doing to you to make you unhappy. if he hasn't done any of those things chill you may regret it later by thinking the grass is greener when all in all it may just be weeds. you may be excited by the attention this other one is giving you. i say spend more time with your current guy and figure out if its really worth it. [Edited 6/12/05 19:09pm] [Edited 6/12/05 19:11pm] Thank you, I realise that now. I talked to the other guy and he was acting kind of shady and cold, and the whole time, I was thinking about how big of a mistake I would have made if I left my bf. In that moment I realised exactly how much I'd be lost w/o him. GOD love is a beautiful thing. I thank the LORD for bringing him into my life. I think I'm in love   ------;;;;;' | |
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Dear diary:
I miss arguing with EWM!! Am I allowed to say that??  | |
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dear diary, i didn't know seventh heaven was still on. i think ill watch it and get some snacks. i think it would be a lovely idea if i took my peanut brittle leftovers and put them in allistair's shorts!  | |
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Dear Diary
Can i have my super special mega-morphing powerz now?
I really need em 
Thankz Diary
Sincerleyz, lilmissmissy No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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dear diary:
he's all better now! and now i have a job! things are looking up....thank heavens.... | |
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Dear org diary,
The pot of white tea I had last night was exquisite. I'm also worried I may be a little dull.
Fauxie. | |
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Dear diary,
I have become very concerned with hopping in the spa bath after Cloudbuster and althom have been it it together. There seems to be way too many bubbles!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Dear Diary,
I hope BobGeorge909 can cook. His girl needs some help. | |
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littlemissg said: Dear Diary,
I hope BobGeorge909 can cook. His girl needs some help.  | |
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dear diary: i wanted to confront 9s about leaving pistachio shells on my sofa while he was in his draws and eating hotdogs as well but i thought i'd leave a hint by putting a dash of hotsauce in the spot he likes to sit
yours truly | |
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dear diary: go go gadget arms!!!
that is all | |
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heybaby said: dear diary: go go gadget arms!!!
that is all | |
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This morning Sag was up at the crack of dawn mowing the lawn completely naked. | |
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