Dear Diary, can you keep a secret?

I wiped my ass on the Frog's Superman underpants yesterday.
I'd appreciate it if you could keep that to yourself.

Hi Org.

Thanks for giving me that neck brace and all those plasters.

Not quite sure what they're for, but thanks anyway!

TheFrog said:

I've been collecting everyones toe nail clippings from the waste basket in the bathroom and putting them in Cloudbuster's cereal boxes. This morning at breakfast he asked me why his Rice Krispies tasted a bit chewy. I said it's because they're a new variety and changed the subject and continued to watch him devour them, pleased with myself.

Froggy found his underpants with a brown stain on them, I know how it got there but I'll keep it quiet.

The 2the9s peanuts saga continues. He's giving froggy the evil eye everytime he sees him. 9s told me that he doesn't like froggy anymore and will call a meeting with everyone to discuss his peanuts.

Dear Diary,

Could you increase Lleena's dosage before the "troubles" start up again?

Thanks.



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MinnieG plays Robert Plant at full volume and sings along while playing air guitar. It's really loud and Anji is a sensitive soul, he's threatened to leave if she doesn't stop.

I wish I belonged in this place.

Or not.

Anji has just left in a huff. He's pretty angry I think, but I could care less. He just doesn't appreciate my talents. I wonder if it's just a coincidence though that everyone says they have to leave when I start air guitaring?

Oh and Cloudbuster has been going around declaring that he is giving up sex. Althom begged and pleaded with him not to, I'm not sure why Althom did that....I'm still a bit confused about it...hmmmm...

Dear Diary,

I think Lleena is trying to tell me something. Everytime I answer my phone and her number comes up, I say "hello, Lleena is that you?" she says "yes" and then hangs up. It's happened six times today already.

Dear Diary,

I think you should dock Natisse's pocket money for starting an unnecessary thread and getting a few people worried.

Dear diary,

Someone broke into my house last night but the only thing that was taken was my collection of .

I started that collection over ten years ago! I have my suspicions though as to who the thief was.

Well at least they didn't take my magic nose goblin collection.

Cloudbuster said:

dear diary,

i wish cloudy would acutally wash the clothes he gets the runs in i mean.....we all gotta live in this house!

Dear Diary,

I just ate an apricot and apple pie. It tasted realy nice. Ahhh da simple thingz.

sincerelyz,

lilmissmissy.

Dear Diary,

Is Christopher a faker?

Also, I wondered if I could loan more storage space as I procured a new collection of last night and there's no room left under my bed.

Ta very much.

Just thought I'd let you know that i'm wearing the Superman underpants and they're a bit squelchy.

Also, 2the9s has used a razor blade to carve, "I Hate Frog" into his forehead, and i'm worried it might be about me.

Cloudbuster said:

dear diary,

cloudbuster really thinks i dont know he wears his mums bloomers everyday i mean really!

Dear Diary,

Don't trouble yourself, there's no doubt in my mind that Christopher is indeed a faker.

Cloudbuster said:

always!

Cloudbuster said:

i think one at a time is plenty to ask!

Dear Diary,

Could you please tell I. Bitch that we don't need any input from her.

Ta kindly.

ps) And Christopher needs his nappy changing.

dear diary:

look, it isn't easy living with a bunch of other people and sharing a house and facilities - we all know this. it takes an adult perspective, a certain amount of personal discipline and a lot of cooperation to make it work. this is why we have certain ground rules in place. ground rules like: flush the toilet after you use it, wash your own dishes, vacuum up if you spill cornflakes on the floor and for cryin' out loud don't scream the words "fuck me mommy... oh yeah. . . fuck me mommy" during your sexual encounters.

maybe it's just me, but hearing those words echoing up and down the hallways last night at 2:37 a.m. was . . unsettling to say the least. mind you, i'm no prude and i can understand that in the heat of passion a person might grow a bit noisy. however, in my personal opinion there is really no excuse to use the word 'mommy' like that during sex.

anyway, thanks in advance for keeping it quiet next time.

Dear Diary,


Rocknrolldave is really starting to scare me.
He sulks around the house wearing nothign but cabbage leaves on his you know what. As he sulks he also sings tiffany, and is always asking, wheres the cadbury wheres the cadbury


I wish he could understand taht there is no such thing as cadbury.


I think electro shock twister did some damage

XxAxX said:

2the9s left the bathroom window open. and frog got in.

I thought we had a policy about that.




p.s. Could you please tell Cloudy to wash, hes starting to become the "smelly kid"


thank you

Dear Diary

Ella is starting to scare me...She thinks I hang around her house with just a piece of cabbage to cover up my knob (way too small...erm, the cabbage I mean, not my knob..)



In actual fact I have never even met her, nor indeed have I ever been less than several thousand miles away from her.



What should I do to help this delusional freak....?


PS Big Brother, can we have some extra cadbury chocolate in this weeks budget and also I need an extra cabbage leaf, as the one I have been wearing is starting to smell and I have no other clothes.