The PRINCESS


Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful
daughter,the PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If
your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she
will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the
king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.


The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.


The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in
my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.


And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily
ever after.




Question: What was in the prince's pants?
(Scroll down for the answer)











M&M's of course.










They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I don't get it.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Read it again, slowly, word for word.....

luv4u said:

It's too hard!

I love silly jokes

p0pstar said:

Comments like that are just asking for trouble..


.but I shall be strong and resist the temptation

rocknrolldave said:

what and your posting that doesn't ask for trouble




....

i can't resist temptation though

















the best joke i have heard in a long time was on friday night in the form of daves band

p0pstar said:

rocknrolldave said:

sorry i couldn't stay sweetie

early start at work and a hellish day at best on friday




I was impressed by your guitar playing skills to be honest, much to y disapointment

p0pstar said:

Thank you I always wonder if people think I have mad up the fact that I play guitar until they have actually seen and heard it with their own eyes and ears.



I bet most people out there don't believe I am really an astronaut and a heavyweight boxing champion either, but hey, that's just their cynical minds....