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i have a friend who,...... (viagra story) went to the bar to buy drinks and the bar was ofcourse packed !! as he reached into his pocket for some cash he dropped a four pack of viagra on the bar  hey , i am serious i didnt even know he took viagra he said he got some funny looks !!! if i'd been at the bar and didnt know him i wouldnt have blinked an eye , as i dont even know what viagra looks like !!!(dont need it ofcourse) i'm not saying he needs it either he claims to take it just because he can !! ,...
anyway,.. anymore VIAGRA stories !! lol  | |
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And what was this friend listening to as he took his Viagra? 
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i came across a box of it in my father's truck!
was looking for a pen so flipped open the center storage thingy - wtf?!?! who keeps their viagra in a vehicle? so then i was picturing him popping one on the way home from his nature hikes in arizona "honey, i'm home..."   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I have a few... they're BIG fun!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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I thought those are for old men that can't get it up anymore  | |
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Dewrede said: I thought those are for old men that can't get it up anymore
It is, but as with all drugs, this one can be abused too! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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emm said: i came across a box of it in my father's truck!
was looking for a pen so flipped open the center storage thingy - wtf?!?! who keeps their viagra in a vehicle? so then i was picturing him popping one on the way home from his nature hikes in arizona "honey, i'm home..." 
girl when that shit came out U shoulda seen the news here bout Sun City gone nuts... peeps havin sex everywhere .. in parks n thangs  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Dewrede said: I thought those are for old men that can't get it up anymore
It is, but as with all drugs, this one can be abused too! ok | |
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danielboon said: went to the bar to buy drinks and the bar was ofcourse packed !! as he reached into his pocket for some cash he dropped a four pack of viagra on the bar
hey , i am serious i didnt even know he took viagra he said he got some funny looks !!! if i'd been at the bar and didnt know him i wouldnt have blinked an eye , as i dont even know what viagra looks like !!!(dont need it ofcourse) i'm not saying he needs it either he claims to take it just because he can !! ,...
anyway,.. anymore VIAGRA stories !! lol right  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: danielboon said: went to the bar to buy drinks and the bar was ofcourse packed !! as he reached into his pocket for some cash he dropped a four pack of viagra on the bar
hey , i am serious i didnt even know he took viagra he said he got some funny looks !!! if i'd been at the bar and didnt know him i wouldnt have blinked an eye , as i dont even know what viagra looks like !!!(dont need it ofcourse) i'm not saying he needs it either he claims to take it just because he can !! ,...
anyway,.. anymore VIAGRA stories !! lol right honestly i dunno what viagra even looks like !!! | |
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now for once the org has let me down  i thought u guys would have lots of V stories | |
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danielboon said: AndGodCreatedMe said: right honestly i dunno what viagra even looks like !!!I so do not believe you | |
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After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that. I find it lonely being a loner | |
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1LUV said: After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that.  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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1LUV said: After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that. | |
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CynthiasSocks said: 1LUV said: After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that. you seem like you've tried it b4I find it lonely being a loner | |
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1LUV said: CynthiasSocks said: you seem like you've tried it b4
1LUV said: real real hard
...and longer and fatter and veinier and you last way longer and shot your wad wayyyyy farther! All the blood in your body goes to your dick! [Edited 6/12/05 10:06am] Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said:[quote] 1LUV said:
1LUV said: real real hard
...and longer and fatter and veinier and you last way longer and shot your wad wayyyyy farther! All the blood in your body goes to your dick! [Edited 6/12/05 10:06am] Yeah it was that 17yearold wood. Jeesh I was knocing nails in the walls using as a towel rack, I figured I might as well put it to good use while I wasn't fkng I find it lonely being a loner | |
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1LUV said: CynthiasSocks said: ...and longer and fatter and veinier and you last way longer and shot your wad wayyyyy farther! All the blood in your body goes to your dick! [Edited 6/12/05 10:06am] Yeah it was that 17yearold wood. Jeesh I was knocing nails in the walls using as a towel rack, I figured I might as well put it to good use while I wasn't fkng Well Hell! You coulda fucked me! 
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1LUV said: After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that. i can so see U walkn round like that.... did U think to take just half the pill If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: 1LUV said: After my ex read this article in Vanity Fair about a viagra weekend she had w/her husband she convinced me to try it with her.
All I can is dam, if you don't need it don't use it. I was just about stuck on wood for 3-4 days, and when it up it's real real hard (excuse the pun) to hide. I mean the wind would blow -Hard a brush of the hand-hard a shift in the shorts-hard kick-off to a Bears game -hard. It was fun to a degree but you're standing in line at the store or walking down the street on wood it gets a little embarrasing ...alhtough alot of my neighbors spoke to me more often after that. i can so see U walkn round like that.... did U think to take just half the pill Naw I had no idea I would get have a 3day reaction, and the idea was to spend the weekend humpin like rabbits but dang the side effect unexpected although as funny as it seems I think she was out w/me getting her jollies off of the other women looking at what she was gettin' sick puppy although I kinda liked being her lil' show pony specially at the club. But that's another story. I find it lonely being a loner | |
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1LUV said: purplekisses said: i can so see U walkn round like that.... did U think to take just half the pill Naw I had no idea I would get have a 3day reaction, and the idea was to spend the weekend humpin like rabbits but dang the side effect unexpected although as funny as it seems I think she was out w/me getting her jollies off of the other women looking at what she was gettin' sick puppy although I kinda liked being her lil' show pony specially at the club. But that's another story. JUST SAY NO! | |
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purplekisses said: .... did U think to take just half the pill
I took a half of a half! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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brownsugar said: 1LUV said: Naw I had no idea I would get have a 3day reaction, and the idea was to spend the weekend humpin like rabbits but dang the side effect unexpected although as funny as it seems I think she was out w/me getting her jollies off of the other women looking at what she was gettin' sick puppy although I kinda liked being her lil' show pony specially at the club. But that's another story. JUST SAY NO!I tried to but I'd wake up and she'd be hummpin on me, I'd go to sleep and she'd be hummpin on me.... What was the line: Oh yeah "I wasn't going to but it was just staring at me"
I felt used and abused..not sure if I liked or not I'm still struggling with what happened  I find it lonely being a loner | |
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i'm terrified to try this shit in case i take a heart attack, your supposed to see your doc before you try it !!!
did you hear about the guy who read the label ? , it said take 40 !!! minutes before sex n' he had only taken about 15 when his throat went solid !! lol. | |
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danielboon said: i'm terrified to try this shit in case i take a heart attack, your supposed to see your doc before you try it !!!
did you hear about the guy who read the label ? , it said take 40 !!! minutes before sex n' he had only taken about 15 when his throat went solid !! lol. you got jokey jokes
If you're heatlhy enough for sexual activity you should be aight, that what the docs say anyway. I find it lonely being a loner | |
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Hotlegs said: Get It Up, Get Ready For Ready For A Real Good Time. | |
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1LUV said: danielboon said: i'm terrified to try this shit in case i take a heart attack, your supposed to see your doc before you try it !!!
did you hear about the guy who read the label ? , it said take 40 !!! minutes before sex n' he had only taken about 15 when his throat went solid !! lol. you got jokey jokes
If you're heatlhy enough for sexual activity you should be aight, that what the docs say anyway. I've also heard that it helps people with lung issues b/c it expands the blood vessels in your body you end up getting more oxegen into your blood stream. I got a quit date  of 6/26 (smoking) and maybe I'll get a sample from the doc to help me improve my lungs....
But damn what am I do about the side effect? 
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1LUV said: danielboon said: i'm terrified to try this shit in case i take a heart attack, your supposed to see your doc before you try it !!!
did you hear about the guy who read the label ? , it said take 40 !!! minutes before sex n' he had only taken about 15 when his throat went solid !! lol. you got jokey jokes
If you're heatlhy enough for sexual activity you should be aight, that what the docs say anyway. Yeah- he'll check to see that you aren't on any meds that would react with it, but if your healthy enough for sex and don't take meds you'll be fine. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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