a blow job is about sucking really


the wife knows this right...i mean she isnt blowing you



is she ?

Mach said:

No, my wife sucks.

a wicked drug addiction or an eating disorder can do wonders!!!



tapeworm works well also.

jerseykrs said:

Tapeworm eh? I'll look out for it.

You're all missing the point though. If I lose too much weight all over I'll be too thin. I only have fat around my mid-section. I can't really afford to lose too much anywhere else. I wish I could detach my stomach for a few days and send it to a spa or something.

a girdle!!!

jerseykrs said:

Yaaaaay! That'll do it. Thanks buddy. You're so tough and memorable.

Fauxie said:

Wow, U look good to me when I checked out your profile!!


I guess the weight around the mid section & love handles are a guy thing. My husband has it now too and he is pretty skinny everywhere else.
He says he needs to start doing crunches again, I guess that is the key.
Good luck but I think you look F-I-N-E !

shanti0608 said:

Thank you.

It's not possible to remove fat in specific spots on your body. You can tone the underlying muscle, but the only way to lose fat is to lose weight in general.

Fauxie said:

Lots of gay sex.

HamsterHuey said:

Hotlegs said:

Well, it works for me!

HamsterHuey said:

I guess the straight sex won't work for him??

you're getting old, fatso.

faux i picked up a box of white tea at my local asian grocery...

you are always drinking it so i thought i would give it a go - but the box said it had a nutty flavor so i put it back down...

how would you describe it?


(sorry to change topics - i'm sure if you were out and about a bit more your teeny gut would be gone in no time )

Fauxie said:

Enigmoid said:

awesome suggestion

emm said:

Hmmm... nutty eh? I wouldn't really call it nutty, but of course there are several variations. Right now I have Pai Mu Tan (White Peony). I would just describe white tea as smooth and subtle. I use loose tea and if you get the amount and time just right it's like nectar. It's not grassy like green tea and doesn't pack the punch of oolong (green-blue) or black tea, but it's very smooth and extremely healthy.

Fauxie said:

White tea:

Yeah, I don't think it's nutty at all. You're right, the good stuff is like nectar. . . or maybe. . . imagine drinking the dew off of flower petals. That's what white tea is like.

tackam said:

Great description!

this was white peony! not sure about brand though...

hmm ok maybe i will have to give it a try!
next step you will have to tell me what the right amount and time is for a perfect cup

emm said:

Here's some info I found:

When preparing green tea and white teas, always use filtered cold water and bring it to a rolling boil. Next, allow the water to cool to a temperature somewhere between 165-185 degrees before you pour it over the tea leaves. (Boiling water usually takes between 30 and 60 seconds to cool to this temperature.) Never use boiling water to prepare your white or green tea. Water at this temperature will "cook" the leaves and destroy the tea and its flavor, creating a bitter tasting tea. Approximately 160 degrees is perfect for green teas and white teas taste best at approximately 185 degrees.

The amount of tea you will need per pot or cup is less than you might expect. Use approximately 2 grams of tea per cup to make a perfect tasting tea (1 teaspoon for a 6 to 8 oz. cup). You can use leaves for more than one infusion, and this is a common practice throughout the world. Full-leaf teas always produce more than one cup per teaspoon when made correctly.

Green Tea: Steep the tea for 1 to 2 minutes only.

White tea: Steep from 4 to 15 minutes, with the leaves immersed. Now taste. With tea, smell is next to taste in importance. If the taste of the tea isn't to your liking, then adjust the steeping time. Steeping is entirely based on individual preference.

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[Edited 6/12/05 21:02pm]
[Edited 6/12/05 21:12pm]

I don't make individual cups. I tend to put quite a bit in a pot and don't steep it nearly as long as this, sometimes only seconds, not minutes. You are supposed to pour water over the leaves (just enough to cover) one time first for around 30 seconds and pour it away before you pour the hot water and steep the tea for real.

I can't imagine steeping it for 15 minutes.

Just play around with it a little though. I think 5 teaspoons for a normal tea pot steeped for 3 or 4 minutes would be fine.

Doing sit ups should help

Fauxie said:

I've got the same problem...too much time on Prince.Org and not enough time doing crunches.

I'm joining a gym...tomorrow.

luv4u said:

Apparently it's not enough though. I need to lose weight in general to lose it from this one place. I don't see it though. I'm not overweight and it wouldn't benefit me to burn fat anywhere else. I don't have hardly any fat anywhere apart from this little gut and slight love handles.

Fauxie said:

No, no, no.
Sit-ups screw up your back.
Crunches work your abs. "Side" crunches work your obliques.
Then you can get your;

Fauxie said:

I only steep white tea for about a minute. I can't imagine what 15 would do to it either.

Fauxie said:

have you called the institute of higher colonics?

The following was reported in January 11, 1999 issue of USA Today:

"Most people who eat the standard American 'goo and glue' diet have about 5-10 pounds of matter stored in the colon. It's said that, according to the autopsy, John Wayne had 40 pounds of impacted fecal matter in his body at death. Elvis reportedly had 60 pounds."
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3500 calories = 1 pound