Became a running gag at a festival I did... I say running? I meant I was running around the field asking every1 what it meant and crying with laughter!

So? pls answer while I crack up - I can't tipe enimor!!!!

'dre

Spooge on a log

Cant think of an answer...

..YET!

spooge is a derivative of the words 'splurge' and 'sponge'!!
At a festival you may get a splurge of mud when it rains.....especially here in england!! And afterwards you may require a sponge!!

mackopolis said:

Thats good!

Spooge is the bacteria which lines the guts of camels. It smells of burning cob webs.

Wow... the only time I've ever used the word spooge is after a good romp and one, or both of us, blows.

A girlfriend of mine refers to it as "love juice". I told her it was a nasty term and that the correct term is "spooge".

The crinkly inch of skin between Bill Murray's eyebrows when he smiles.

last time i stayed in some crappy motel, there was spooge on the TV

I switched rooms

N. uses that word.

I prefer "man sauce" or as D. used to say, "liquid salt."

Then there's "MAN-NAISE" or straight up "jizz" and all that. HA. Spooge.

Sploog.

And so on.

Spooge : Inexplicable or arcane code, or random and probably incorrect output from a computer program.

ella731 said:

Ack!

This reminds me... crappy motels. I lived above one for about five months because I needed a place to stay and the owner was nice. Anyway... one day he went to go and clean the rooms and he came back cracking up laughing and called me into a certain room. This woman, who he'd remembered, but I hadn't seen, left her giant dildo in there, on the floor, next to the bed. So, he gets on these big yellow gloves and takes it away.

A couple of days later, Ray, the motel owner, had to run errands and asked me to watch the front. This rickety, older lady comes in and comes up to the counter and asked if we found a "pale dong" in a room. I knew about Ray finding one, so I told her to hang on. I called Ray and he said it was in the back by the linen. I didn't know what to do because I didn't want to touch it, but Ray assured me that he soaked it in alcohol after he'd removed it, that it happens all the time that people would leave those types of things behind and later come to retrieve them so he removes them with the rubber gloves and soaks them in alcohol overnight until they come back for them!

ella731 said:

Did I ever tell you that some guys who visit peep shows will lick that stuff off the plexiglass?

JoeyMFinCoco said:

What?! That's just... wrong. Other peoples stuff or their own?

JoeyMFinCoco said:

hot steaming spooge please!!!


:shutters:

AzureStarr said:

Other guy's stuff.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Ugh.

AzureStarr said:

That's only the tip of the iceberg.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

spooge...