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Reply #30 posted 06/10/05 3:43pm

Anxiety

AsianBomb777 said:

Anxiety said:

carpe diem, dude.


I'll bring a razor, shaving cream, and some towels next time I go up to Chicago.


actually, i gave tweedledee and tweedledum a haircut once. it's a very smart summer thing to do, though the itchy stubbly phase i could do without.
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Reply #31 posted 06/10/05 3:47pm

JoeyMFinCoco



That's the one I'm using now. biggrin
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Reply #32 posted 06/10/05 3:49pm

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Anxiety said:

AsianBomb777 said:



I'll bring a razor, shaving cream, and some towels next time I go up to Chicago.


actually, i gave tweedledee and tweedledum a haircut once. it's a very smart summer thing to do, though the itchy stubbly phase i could do without.


Not like I didn't warn him.

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Reply #33 posted 06/10/05 3:50pm

Anxiety

superspaceboy said:

Anxiety said:



actually, i gave tweedledee and tweedledum a haircut once. it's a very smart summer thing to do, though the itchy stubbly phase i could do without.


Not like I didn't warn him.


i'm really scared to do it again, because it's not exactly an area where i want to risk a nick. omfg
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Reply #34 posted 06/10/05 3:51pm

JoeyMFinCoco

Anxiety said:

AsianBomb777 said:



I'll bring a razor, shaving cream, and some towels next time I go up to Chicago.


actually, i gave tweedledee and tweedledum a haircut once. it's a very smart summer thing to do, though the itchy stubbly phase i could do without.


After a couple of times you won't get the itchy phase anymore. At least I didn't. The first time was fuckin' horrible though. lol
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Reply #35 posted 06/10/05 3:52pm

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JoeyMFinCoco said:



That's the one I'm using now. biggrin


I have the V3... the chick version of that. biggrin
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #36 posted 06/10/05 3:52pm

Anxiety

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Anxiety said:



actually, i gave tweedledee and tweedledum a haircut once. it's a very smart summer thing to do, though the itchy stubbly phase i could do without.


After a couple of times you won't get the itchy phase anymore. At least I didn't. The first time was fuckin' horrible though. lol


so, okay - let me ask this: how do you shave down there without feeling like you're going to hack your precious potatoes into some kind of tragic au grautin shit?
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Reply #37 posted 06/10/05 3:54pm

JoeyMFinCoco

Anxiety said:

superspaceboy said:



Not like I didn't warn him.


i'm really scared to do it again, because it's not exactly an area where i want to risk a nick. omfg


It will bleed like a mofo I can tell ya. Also takes way too long to heal because the skin over there is always streching and contracting. Been shaving for years and only nicked the sack twice, so it's not taht bad. Actually what happened was that I was pulling the skin tight but due to too much shaving gel by balls slipped down and that how I cut myself.
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Reply #38 posted 06/10/05 3:56pm

Nero

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JoeyMFinCoco said:

Anxiety said:



i'm really scared to do it again, because it's not exactly an area where i want to risk a nick. omfg


It will bleed like a mofo I can tell ya. Also takes way too long to heal because the skin over there is always streching and contracting. Been shaving for years and only nicked the sack twice, so it's not taht bad. Actually what happened was that I was pulling the skin tight but due to too much shaving gel by balls slipped down and that how I cut myself.


I have a vivid picture of the entire event in my head now. biggrin
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #39 posted 06/10/05 3:56pm

JoeyMFinCoco

Anxiety said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:



After a couple of times you won't get the itchy phase anymore. At least I didn't. The first time was fuckin' horrible though. lol


so, okay - let me ask this: how do you shave down there without feeling like you're going to hack your precious potatoes into some kind of tragic au grautin shit?


Pull the skin tight and shave from your balls up to your peepee. I find that the easiest was to do it. As you do that you're pulling the entire thing up so you can get right from your ass up to the shaft.
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Reply #40 posted 06/10/05 3:57pm

JoeyMFinCoco

Nero said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:



It will bleed like a mofo I can tell ya. Also takes way too long to heal because the skin over there is always streching and contracting. Been shaving for years and only nicked the sack twice, so it's not taht bad. Actually what happened was that I was pulling the skin tight but due to too much shaving gel by balls slipped down and that how I cut myself.


I have a vivid picture of the entire event in my head now. biggrin


Then why are you smiling? mad
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Reply #41 posted 06/10/05 3:59pm

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WTF...is this Ball Shaving 101 with professor C0c0??? confused
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Reply #42 posted 06/10/05 3:59pm

Anxiety

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Anxiety said:



so, okay - let me ask this: how do you shave down there without feeling like you're going to hack your precious potatoes into some kind of tragic au grautin shit?


Pull the skin tight and shave from your balls up to your peepee. I find that the easiest was to do it. As you do that you're pulling the entire thing up so you can get right from your ass up to the shaft.


cool. maybe i'll give it another go this summer. last time around i was, erm, assisted by someone who used a surgical razor. good to know i can use a plain ol' shaver. wish they made flobees for this kind of thing.
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Reply #43 posted 06/10/05 4:00pm

Nero

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JoeyMFinCoco said:

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I have a vivid picture of the entire event in my head now. biggrin


Then why are you smiling? mad


Cos it is humorous. biggrin

Shaving intimate areas is tricksy. Tricksier than deciding whether or not to rub icy hot all over one's nipples.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #44 posted 06/10/05 4:02pm

JoeyMFinCoco

PurpleThunder said:

WTF...is this Ball Shaving 101 with professor C0c0??? confused


Hush, you might learn a thing or two. lol
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Reply #45 posted 06/10/05 4:06pm

Anxiety

JoeyMFinCoco said:

PurpleThunder said:

WTF...is this Ball Shaving 101 with professor C0c0??? confused


Hush, you might learn a thing or two. lol


now, if this were a bunch of girls talking about shaving their cho-chas, it would be considered 'girl talk' and it would be some kind of Very Special Thread. if you all want your men not to have sascrotches, then you're gonna have to let us talk about shaving downtown! lol
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Reply #46 posted 06/10/05 4:08pm

AsianBoi777

Anxiety said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:



Hush, you might learn a thing or two. lol


now, if this were a bunch of girls talking about shaving their cho-chas, it would be considered 'girl talk' and it would be some kind of Very Special Thread. if you all want your men not to have sascrotches , then you're gonna have to let us talk about shaving downtown! lol



falloff !!!!
That was mad stupid! lol
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Reply #47 posted 06/10/05 4:08pm

GangstaFam

AsianBomb777 said:

Does he itch like SSB says they will?

Yes. And it sucks. It looks cool and feels cool. But natural is much better.
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Reply #48 posted 06/10/05 4:11pm

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JoeyMFinCoco said:

PurpleThunder said:

WTF...is this Ball Shaving 101 with professor C0c0??? confused


Hush, you might learn a thing or two. lol

Ive learned alot already but these painful images dont need to be in my head before work tease
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Reply #49 posted 06/10/05 4:15pm

JoeyMFinCoco

Nero said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:



That's the one I'm using now. biggrin


I have the V3... the chick version of that. biggrin


Do those vibrate even more? lol
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Reply #50 posted 06/10/05 4:24pm

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Anxiety said:

wish they made flobees for this kind of thing.





omg anx... i think the potential of this new product would be limitless thumbs up!
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #51 posted 06/10/05 4:26pm

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JoeyMFinCoco said:

Nero said:



I have the V3... the chick version of that. biggrin


Do those vibrate even more? lol


Very clever, doll.

Not enough to give me what I want. mad
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #52 posted 06/10/05 5:09pm

littlemissg

Shouldn't you wax them?
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Reply #53 posted 06/10/05 5:11pm

Anxiety

littlemissg said:

Shouldn't you wax them?


eek
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Reply #54 posted 06/10/05 5:15pm

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AsianBoi777 said:

Anxiety said:



now, if this were a bunch of girls talking about shaving their cho-chas, it would be considered 'girl talk' and it would be some kind of Very Special Thread. if you all want your men not to have sascrotches , then you're gonna have to let us talk about shaving downtown! lol



falloff !!!!
That was mad stupid! lol


Nay...brilliant!

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Reply #55 posted 06/10/05 5:17pm

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See, I'd actually do if I wasn't lazy. It's the behind region I have not been able to figure out. How the hell does one shave an asshole is what I want to know.

(waits....)

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Reply #56 posted 06/10/05 5:22pm

Fauxie

What?

Only now trying out shaving his balls?

Phoney meterosexual. rolleyes
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Reply #57 posted 06/10/05 5:24pm

AsianBomb777

Fauxie said:

What?

Only now trying out shaving his balls?

Phoney meterosexual. rolleyes



Well, I've done it before but not in a long while.

And stop judging me!! I am more than just my balls, Fauxie! I AM MORE THAN JUST MY BALLS!!!!!
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Reply #58 posted 06/10/05 5:25pm

Anxiety

superspaceboy said:

See, I'd actually do if I wasn't lazy. It's the behind region I have not been able to figure out. How the hell does one shave an asshole is what I want to know.

(waits....)


they showed how to give yourself a hollywood wax in real simple magazine a few months back...i meant to clip'n'save, but i forgotted. sad
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Reply #59 posted 06/10/05 5:26pm

littlemissg

Anxiety said:

littlemissg said:

Shouldn't you wax them?


eek


I'm not up on ball hygiene, I don't have any.
I haven't even borrowed any in a long time.
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