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Gentleman's Etiquette! 
1. Urinal rules When entering 'the Gentlemans' bathroom say at a bar or pool hall one must follow this simple urinal rule. When entering a bathroom with 3 cubicles (for our sake we shall label them A (RIGHT Urinal) B (LEFT Urinal) C (MIDDLE urinal), Gentleman 1 should either go to urinal A or B. Never should he occupy urinal C on arrival. Gentleman 2 should then either go to urinal A or B depending on which one is vacant. Again urinal C should not be used at this stage. By doing so creates a sense of unease for Gentleman 1 occupying urinal A or B and for Gentleman 3 on entering the bathroom and seeing such a site. Gentleman 3 is then free to occupy urinal C with procurring any embarassment to himself or the gentlemen at urinals A and B, who should then by this stage be finishing their business. ...point 2? | |
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CHINGON said: jD  | |
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Couldn't you have started this thread on a Saturday or Sunday morning instead..?  | |
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Household Curtain Rules 1) There is only one rule for this stipulation. After gentlemanly ejaculation, please DO NOT wipe one's phallus on the household curtains. 
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senik said: Household Curtain Rules 1) There is only one rule for this stipulation. After gentlemanly ejaculation, please DO NOT wipe one's phallus on the household curtains.
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senik said: Household Curtain Rules 1) There is only one rule for this stipulation. After gentlemanly ejaculation, please DO NOT wipe one's phallus on the household curtains.
 That explains alot. Now, I now what's the source of that strange stinche coming from the bathtube area. Ah, the joy of lady who dates a man who  off.   [Edited 6/10/05 2:45am] | |
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senik said: Household Curtain Rules 1) There is only one rule for this stipulation. After gentlemanly ejaculation, please DO NOT wipe one's phallus on the household curtains.
Ohh your house trained too | |
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ella731 said: senik said: Household Curtain Rules 1) There is only one rule for this stipulation. After gentlemanly ejaculation, please DO NOT wipe one's phallus on the household curtains.
Ohh your house trained too 98.6% Potty trained, baby girl!
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