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We won't pay...because this guy (pointing to JIMMY) is a...mook. JIMMY But I didn't say nothin. JOEY (to JIMMY) We don't pay mooks! JIMMY (angrily) A mook...I'm a mook...(pauses) What's a mook? | |
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ok, this one is easy:
"Contrary to popular belief, I was not class clown. I sat next to the class clown. I studied him." | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: "Alice, your dog's been licking its ass for hours. I propose that whatever was there is either gone for good, or there to stay."
C'mon ya'll. I know SOMEONE'S seen this movie. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: Nothinbutjoy said: "Alice, your dog's been licking its ass for hours. I propose that whatever was there is either gone for good, or there to stay."
C'mon ya'll. I know SOMEONE'S seen this movie. On Golden Pond? | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: Come on then, Cletus, come on! You'll walk over, but you're limpin back."
nutt professor Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS! | |
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unlucky7 said: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
MOMMY DEAREST!!!!! | |
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Anxiety said: Nothinbutjoy said: C'mon ya'll. I know SOMEONE'S seen this movie. On Golden Pond?  NoI'm firmly planted in denial |
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unlucky7 said: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
cborgie dearest? | |
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Anxiety said: unlucky7 said: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
cborgie dearest?  | |
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Anxiety said: unlucky7 said: NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!
cborgie dearest? 
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Anxiety said: cborgie dearest?
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell so gay.  | |
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cborgman said: Anxiety said: cborgie dearest?
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell You should play Joan.  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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jerseykrs2 said: cborgman said:
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell so gay. but funny as all fuck Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: Anxiety said: cborgie dearest?
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell
"Scrib, CHristina, Scrub!!!" | |
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cborgman said: jerseykrs2 said: so gay. but funny as all fuck as long as the acting is over the top, it's a can't miss!! | |
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Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur ! | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur !
Revenge of the Sith? | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur !
Revenge of the Sith?  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur !
Revenge of the Sith? Cram it up your cram hole, AB ! | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: cborgman said:
i always wanted to write a musical version of mommie dearest and have men playing joan and christina. i think it would be funny as hell You should play Joan. i'd probably just write and diret. i have a hell of a time trusting anohter director with my writing, and i cant act and direct. when i was in the sketch comedy group in austin, it was one of the better ideas we had for our entry in the frontera festival, a theatre festival in austin. it pretty much cam down to that or my other idea, a really dark tristed satire on the miracle worker called "Deaf Becomes Her" where Annie and Helen are secretly lesbians and kill the family and run off together. we went with "Deaf" but the group imploded before the festival. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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jerseykrs2 said: AsianBomb777 said: Revenge of the Sith? 
Just picture Rachel Ray in one of those skimpy Prince Amedalla outfits. | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: AsianBomb777 said: Revenge of the Sith? Cram it up your cram hole, AB ! wait a second, i know this one...I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! | |
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jerseykrs2 said: Fleshofmyflesh said: Cram it up your cram hole, AB ! wait a second, i know this one...I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! Think Jerz, think  | |
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"I need 20 "D" Batteries"...."How many U want?"...."TWENTY MUTHAFUCKA.....TWENTY!" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: "I need 20 "D" Batteries"...."How many U want?"...."TWENTY MUTHAFUCKA.....TWENTY!"
Boyz In The Hood? | |
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dreamfactory313 said: DexMSR said: "I need 20 "D" Batteries"...."How many U want?"...."TWENTY MUTHAFUCKA.....TWENTY!"
Boyz In The Hood? Nope! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: dreamfactory313 said: Boyz In The Hood? Nope! Menace II Society? | |
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Do The Right Thing!!!! | |
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dreamfactory313 said: DexMSR said: Nope! Menace II Society? Nope! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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