I don't know about you people but I could sure go for a nice, tasty round of haggis right about now.

Steadwood said:

that sounds yummy, dear.

There are times when I feel as though the entire universe could fit into the palm of my hand. And other times when it seems as though I'm naught but a tiny speck in the cosmos. At these times, I try to remember these words from jack handey: "Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants."

Steadwood said:

umm. ok.

slash said


ewwww

Something happened to me in Amsterdam. I danced the pole all night and it didn't do ANYTHING to me. Only in Muse's arms I found comfort.
Her loving spoiled me forever when it comes to men.
Men?

I miss the old days when a good thread got bumped once it started to drop down the page. And I wish my sperm wasn't orange - there's definitely something wrong with that.

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I can't wait til my ordered strap-on arrives!

ping pong, anyone?!

HamsterHuey said:

Cloudbuster said:

don't sweat it, Cloudy. sperm comes in all colors of the rainbow, as my own personal emerald green jizz proves. here, check this out

anyone here ever been over to the p&r forum recently? there's a couple of retards in there who have jacked an important thread about north korea with their immature and foolish ramblings. just wondering if they ever post in this forum too.

XxAxX said:

How dare you insult these people?! They are an inspiration to all of us and I simply won't tolerate anyone speaking ill of them

XxAxX said:

What are their names?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Guess that Viagra is really working!