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Printable2teh9s said: c'mon i'll show you mine if you show me yours
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brownsugar said: 2teh9s said: c'mon i'll show you mine if you show me yours
Everyone's seen mine anyway. 
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althom said: What's this piece of shit thread?
Dunno.  | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: So I went to this strip club last night, and guess who I ran into?
 Eh, I got nothing.  
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Cloudbuster said: It is true, there could be a metaphysical world; the absolute possibility of it is hardly to be disputed. We behold all things through the human head and cannot cut off this head; while the question nonetheless remains what of the world would still be there if one had cut it off.
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Ever since seeing The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert I wanted to be able to do that trick with them pingpongballs!
Besides the fact it did LOTS to my relationship, it also pays very well in the strip club. PAM!! I thought you'd QUIT! Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: I like women! I am swearing off men for all eternity!
gooey! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Telecaster said: I like women! I am swearing off men for all eternity!
gooey! Can't help it. It was your ping-pong act. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: Natsume said: gooey! Can't help it. It was your ping-pong act. I am like Winona Ryder in South Park! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Telecaster said: Can't help it. It was your ping-pong act. I am like Tinky Winky in drag! Stop wearing purple then. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: Je ne parle pas néerlandais.
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Telecaster said: Le cours ta nuque ne pas dire des conneries tellement !
It means you should stop talking outa yer ass. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: I need to get my chest waxed.
I'll do it for you. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Somebody take those pingpongballs outa my ass...
Can't believe they fit and you STILL talk out of it! Amazing! Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Natsume said: I want Cloudy to do me.
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Telecaster said: I fuck weasels.
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Cloudbuster said: Un puist sur mon derrière poilu est assis.
It's cuz of the pingpongballs, I am sure! PS Weasels Are Hot and extremely tight. You might like it! Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: I keep my friends under the floorboards.
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Cloudbuster said: No one is EVER going to see my picture! I am too ugly!
Good thing too, hun! [Edited 6/10/05 3:36am] Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: I feel my life would be incomplete if I never see what Cloudy looks like. He's the keeper of my heart. I desperately need to see him soon or else I'll probably have a full on mental breakdown.
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Cloudbuster said: Why won't guys kiss me, let alone date me? Why? WHY?? And why do mirror's crack everytime I'm near?
I don't know. Isn't there anyone in one of your many support groups that will help you? Maybe they will kiss ya if you pay them, it's worth a try. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: 
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Cloudbuster said: IrresistibleB1tch said: I need to get my chest massaged.
I'll do it for you.  Enigmoid already has dibs on that. sorry. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Mom, I have to say "thank you" a zillion times for not pointing out the fact that I had a gigantic 2 1/2 foot double dildo very visible on a shelf on my end table near my bed. You came over to look at my new setup in my new place - we walked into my room and you sat down in my new leather chair at my new computer desk. You looked towards my bed and my end table, and I just KNOW that you saw that two headed monster sitting on that shelf as if to say "Hey world, lol, look at me I'm a giant rubber phallus!" because your face turned from an expression of "this new place looks really cute" to one of those faces you'd see an amateur poker player makes when he has a REALLY bad hand but doesn't want the other players to know that he's holding a stinker. Yeah. You saw it. And I knew it. Our eyes met each others, and my stomach sank and I thought "oh holy fuck she's gonna start crying or wig out or WORST OF ALL point it out and have me explain myself." She opened her mouth: "So, where do you feel like going for dinner?" My heart exploded... not in relief, but in extreme love that she did not bring up the un-bringupable. She stood up and walked out of the room, and I followed. I swear I saw the doubledonger wink at me. | |
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Telecaster said: I've developed a new toilet game called sink the paper wad! Who wants to play?
uh. . well, i'm busy. can't right now. natsume will though | |
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Slash said I hate Cadburys
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Cloudbuster said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Mom, I have to say "thank you" a zillion times for not pointing out the fact that I had a gigantic 2 1/2 foot double dildo very visible on a shelf on my end table near my bed. You came over to look at my new setup in my new place - we walked into my room and you sat down in my new leather chair at my new computer desk. You looked towards my bed and my end table, and I just KNOW that you saw that two headed monster sitting on that shelf as if to say "Hey world, lol, look at me I'm a giant rubber phallus!" because your face turned from an expression of "this new place looks really cute" to one of those faces you'd see an amateur poker player makes when he has a REALLY bad hand but doesn't want the other players to know that he's holding a stinker. Yeah. You saw it. And I knew it. Our eyes met each others, and my stomach sank and I thought "oh holy fuck she's gonna start crying or wig out or WORST OF ALL point it out and have me explain myself." She opened her mouth: "So, where do you feel like going for dinner?" My heart exploded... not in relief, but in extreme love that she did not bring up the un-bringupable. She stood up and walked out of the room, and I followed. I swear I saw the doubledonger wink at me. new LEATHER chair?? i think not.
other than that, it's pretty much dead-on...  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Cloudbuster said: new LEATHER chair?? i think not.
other than that, it's pretty much dead-on... have I told you I loved you today  | |
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rocknrolldave said I love ellas nonsense talk, it really does a number on me, ya know....down there..
Pervert!!! | |
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althom said: okay! okay! i'll wash my ass just this once, stop bothering me!
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