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NO WORDZ... JUST EMOZ...
Tell a story with emos!! Make an emo movie... It must have a title, a rating (as in 'G' or 'M' etc) and some sort of one liner slogan! OH and a review as well. Take da piss y'all!! Be as creative as you likez. YOUR TIME STARTZ... ... ... ... ... ... ... NOWZ!!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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"Kill Da Couch" by lilmissmissy
Rated M He was a man...a man wif a mission. Da Couch is compelling...suspenseful...i give it five stars ... Thyme Magazine. ... ... ... THE ENDZ. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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So sad when he suicides. Loved it, missy | |
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PANDURITO said: So sad when he suicides. Loved it, missy Tankz Pandurito!! Give it a go why dontcha!! An Emo Epic!!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: "Kill Da Couch" by lilmissmissy
Rated M He was a man...a man wif a mission. Da Couch is compelling...suspenseful...i give it five stars ... Thyme Magazine. ... ... ... THE ENDZ. He sleeps with space aliens to gain powers to defeat the evil couch, and despite this he ends up miserable and even dead? Test audiences won't accept that. And the character arc of the couch? Almost non-existent. It does move over to the side a bit, indicating a shift in attitude, but this doesn't amount to anything since it ends up in its original spot in the end anyway. Also, it's revealed too early that the couch is evil. You have to build suspense first! It's back to the old drawing board, miss missy! | |
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retina said: lilmissmissy said: "Kill Da Couch" by lilmissmissy
Rated M He was a man...a man wif a mission. Da Couch is compelling...suspenseful...i give it five stars ... Thyme Magazine. ... ... ... THE ENDZ. He sleeps with space aliens to gain powers to defeat the evil couch, and despite this he ends up miserable and even dead? Test audiences won't accept that. And the character arc of the couch? Almost non-existent. It does move over to the side a bit, indicating a shift in attitude, but this doesn't amount to anything since it ends up in its original spot in the end anyway. Also, it's revealed too early that the couch is evil. You have to build suspense first! It's back to the old drawing board, miss missy! ANYWAYZ...It'z supposed 2 b art-house stylez. Drawin board my ass!!! Now YOU do an Emo Epic!!! Do it. No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: retina said: He sleeps with space aliens to gain powers to defeat the evil couch, and despite this he ends up miserable and even dead? Test audiences won't accept that. And the character arc of the couch? Almost non-existent. It does move over to the side a bit, indicating a shift in attitude, but this doesn't amount to anything since it ends up in its original spot in the end anyway. Also, it's revealed too early that the couch is evil. You have to build suspense first! It's back to the old drawing board, miss missy! ANYWAYZ...It'z supposed 2 b art-house stylez. Drawin board my ass!!! Now YOU do an Emo Epic!!! Do it. WELL OKAYZ THENZ! And since - apparently - arthouse is the game we play, then here's my perfectly crafted piece of high-brow, subtle storytelling: This piece reflects the child within the adult, our urge to hide within ourselves and regress to, or rather reconnect with our purest inner core. Now that's art! | |
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orgnote me sweetie | |
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Can't wait for "Kill Da Couch 2 - Revenge of the Coach" | |
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PANDURITO said: Can't wait for "Kill Da Couch 2 - Revenge of the Coach"
The couch doesn't need revenge. It kicked that yellow guy's ass! | |
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"Bangkok Blues"
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retina said: PANDURITO said: Can't wait for "Kill Da Couch 2 - Revenge of the Coach"
The couch doesn't need revenge. It kicked that yellow guy's ass! I thought the owner committed suicide when he arrived and saw the dead coach corpse ( Coach-eo and Juliet style) | |
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TeaAndTe said: "Bangkok Blues"
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... THE END Okay, so a guy flies to Bangkok from the States, enjoys the sun and the local drugs, then comes up with the idea of buying some sex. He does three ladies but gets busted by the cops. Then he..um..pretends like nothing happened and spends his last cents on one last shag. No money! Desperation! He decides to become a pimp himself but...er...struggles with his conscience. He finally decides that he needs the money so he picks up a woman and...hmm...laughs at her. Then lets her strip in front of an audience who shags her after the show so that the guy earns big bucks. This makes him really happy, but also sad at the same time since he has to go back home. ...or something like that, right? Edit: Forgot the intro where he surfs the net for porn, jacks off and suddenly realizes that he can get these hot ladies for real. [Edited 6/9/05 1:42am] | |
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PANDURITO said: retina said: The couch doesn't need revenge. It kicked that yellow guy's ass! I thought the owner committed suicide when he arrived and saw the dead coach corpse ( Coach-eo and Juliet style) Aha, you might be onto something there. So are the space aliens the Montagues then? Or maybe the Capulets? | |
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retina said: TeaAndTe said: "Bangkok Blues"
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... THE END Okay, so a guy flies to Bangkok from the States, enjoys the sun and the local drugs, then comes up with the idea of buying some sex. He does three ladies but gets busted by the cops. Then he..um..pretends like nothing happened and spends his last cents on one last shag. No money! Desperation! He decides to become a pimp himself but...er...struggles with his conscience. He finally decides that he needs the money so he picks up a woman and...hmm...laughs at her. Then lets her strip in front of an audience who shags her after the show so that the guy earns big bucks. This makes him really happy, but also sad at the same time since he has to go back home. ...or something like that, right? Edit: Forgot the intro where he surfs the net for porn, jacks off and suddenly realizes that he can get these hot ladies for real. [Edited 6/9/05 1:42am] I showed it to a friend before I posted it and he said pretty much the same thing. Actually, he doesn't get busted by the cops, he nearly does. He continues banging the hooker but runs out of money. A pimp has an idea, which he initially doesn't go for, but as he has no money, sees he has no choice. He dresses up as a lady and dances for the guys, gives them sex, gets money from the pimp and flies home to the US. I guess it wasn't too clear, but it's a difficult medium! | |
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TeaAndTe said: "Bangkok Blues"
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... THE END That's great! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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TeaAndTe said: I guess it wasn't too clear, but it's a difficult medium! I think you did really well! Your gripping story of human emotion and urge had me hooked right from the start. | |
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Raine said: I short films | |
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TeaAndTe said: retina said: Okay, so a guy flies to Bangkok from the States, enjoys the sun and the local drugs, then comes up with the idea of buying some sex. He does three ladies but gets busted by the cops. Then he..um..pretends like nothing happened and spends his last cents on one last shag. No money! Desperation! He decides to become a pimp himself but...er...struggles with his conscience. He finally decides that he needs the money so he picks up a woman and...hmm...laughs at her. Then lets her strip in front of an audience who shags her after the show so that the guy earns big bucks. This makes him really happy, but also sad at the same time since he has to go back home. ...or something like that, right? Edit: Forgot the intro where he surfs the net for porn, jacks off and suddenly realizes that he can get these hot ladies for real. [Edited 6/9/05 1:42am] I showed it to a friend before I posted it and he said pretty much the same thing. Actually, he doesn't get busted by the cops, he nearly does. He continues banging the hooker but runs out of money. A pimp has an idea, which he initially doesn't go for, but as he has no money, sees he has no choice. He dresses up as a lady and dances for the guys, gives them sex, gets money from the pimp and flies home to the US. I guess it wasn't too clear, but it's a difficult medium! I got it 1st time | |
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Keep it comin guyz!!! WOOHOO!!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: Keep it comin guyz!!! WOOHOO!!!
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Natisse said: The Kiss Wow! That was real short! | |
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This doesn't follow the rules exactly (or at all, in fact) as it doesn't use emoticons (and I didn't write it), but it doesn't use words either, just letters. It's the old Two Ronnies 'MNX' sketch.
(for the purposes of reading this correctly "Z" should be pronounced in the English fashion -Zed rather than the American - Zee) Enjoy SCENE — A table for one in a wood-panelled restaurant WAITER (Ronnie Barker) stands by, with ridiculous red hair and curly moustache, carrying a pad and pencil. Enter CUSTOMER (Ronnie Corbett), dressed in Austrian yodelling outfit with blond hair and feathered cap. He sits down. CUSTOMER: LO WAITER : LO CUSTOMER: RUBC WAITER : SVRBC (Enter WAITRESS carrying a large ham on a silver salver) WAITRESS: LO WAITER : LO CUSTOMER: LO WAITRESS: LO (Exit WAITRESS into kitchen) CUSTOMER: FUNEX WAITER : SVFX CUSTOMER: FUNEM WAITER : 9 CUSTOMER: IFCDM WAITER : (insistently) VFN10EM (Enter WAITRESS from kitchen still carrying the ham) WAITRESS: A VFM CUSTOMER: R WAITER : O WAITRESS: C DM (Exit WAITRESS into kitchen) WAITER : OS VFM CUSTOMER: OK MNX WAITER : MNX (He writes it in his pad) CUSTOMER: FUNET WAITER : 1T CUSTOMER: 1T WAITER : OK MXNT (He finishes writing it in his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door) MXNT41 (Enter WAITRESS from kitchen) WAITRESS: VFN10EX CUSTOMER: UZUFX WAITER : YFNUNEX WAITRESS: (sheepishly) IFE10M WAITER : SILLY COW (Exit WAITER) The Two Ronnies, 1974 Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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AsylumUtopia said: This doesn't follow the rules exactly (or at all, in fact) as it doesn't use emoticons (and I didn't write it), but it doesn't use words either, just letters. It's the old Two Ronnies 'MNX' sketch.
(for the purposes of reading this correctly "Z" should be pronounced in the English fashion -Zed rather than the American - Zee) Enjoy SCENE — A table for one in a wood-panelled restaurant WAITER (Ronnie Barker) stands by, with ridiculous red hair and curly moustache, carrying a pad and pencil. Enter CUSTOMER (Ronnie Corbett), dressed in Austrian yodelling outfit with blond hair and feathered cap. He sits down. CUSTOMER: LO WAITER : LO CUSTOMER: RUBC WAITER : SVRBC (Enter WAITRESS carrying a large ham on a silver salver) WAITRESS: LO WAITER : LO CUSTOMER: LO WAITRESS: LO (Exit WAITRESS into kitchen) CUSTOMER: FUNEX WAITER : SVFX CUSTOMER: FUNEM WAITER : 9 CUSTOMER: IFCDM WAITER : (insistently) VFN10EM (Enter WAITRESS from kitchen still carrying the ham) WAITRESS: A VFM CUSTOMER: R WAITER : O WAITRESS: C DM (Exit WAITRESS into kitchen) WAITER : OS VFM CUSTOMER: OK MNX WAITER : MNX (He writes it in his pad) CUSTOMER: FUNET WAITER : 1T CUSTOMER: 1T WAITER : OK MXNT (He finishes writing it in his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door) MXNT41 (Enter WAITRESS from kitchen) WAITRESS: VFN10EX CUSTOMER: UZUFX WAITER : YFNUNEX WAITRESS: (sheepishly) IFE10M WAITER : SILLY COW (Exit WAITER) The Two Ronnies, 1974 I remember dat showz! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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lilmissmissy said: I remember dat showz!
Absolute classic. They're doing reruns of all the 2 Ronnies shows (On UKTV Gold, I think). Your thread reminded me of that sketch. Remember the Four Candles sketch ? Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. | |
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lilmissmissy said: JUST EMOZ (and an image)...
Tell a story with emos (and an image)!! My Afternoon at "Work" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | |
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rocknrollisalive said: lilmissmissy said: JUST EMOZ (and an image)...
Tell a story with emos (and an image)!! My Afternoon at "Work" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | |
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PurpleThunder said: rocknrollisalive said: My Afternoon at "Work" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please don't quote me on a grey screen... It shows up the white dots see! | |
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AsylumUtopia said: lilmissmissy said: I remember dat showz!
Absolute classic. They're doing reruns of all the 2 Ronnies shows (On UKTV Gold, I think). Your thread reminded me of that sketch. Remember the Four Candles sketch ? Nah but if i saw it i reckon it'll ring a bell!! No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... "Come into my world..." Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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