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PrintableMach said: Fauxie said: She scares me a little. Should I be scared?   does it excite you to feel scared ?Yes, a little. 
But I mean a little. Is it just me or do some women have about 5 hands?  | |
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brownsugar said: GAPeach said: I'll also need the following: A knife (for the tires) A brick (for your windshield) A cell phone with unlimited minutes (to blow your phone up with) Surely I'm missing something  don't forget to have a set of his house keys  That's ok. I leave the balcony door unlocked. They'd have to climb up though. No need for a knife. I don't have a car. Therefore no need for a brick either. I don't have a mobile either come to think of it. Maybe they could sneak in while I'm gone and drink my tea and leave lipstick on my tea cups. | |
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Wow, thinking about it, I'm so not worth stalking.  | |
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Fauxie said: brownsugar said: don't forget to have a set of his house keys That's ok. I leave the balcony door unlocked. They'd have to climb up though. No need for a knife. I don't have a car. Therefore no need for a brick either. I don't have a mobile either come to think of it. Maybe they could sneak in while I'm gone and drink my tea and leave lipstick on my tea cups.  | |
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Why am I having to suggest things for my stalker-to-be to do?
Show me some skills here! | |
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Sorry. I cannot do it. I need state of the art equipment. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Fauxie said: brownsugar said: don't forget to have a set of his house keys That's ok. I leave the balcony door unlocked. They'd have to climb up though. No need for a knife. I don't have a car. Therefore no need for a brick either. I don't have a mobile either come to think of it. Maybe they could sneak in while I'm gone and drink my tea and leave lipstick on my tea cups. You're no fun to stalk. I refuse.  | |
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Telecaster said: Sorry. I cannot do it. I need state of the art equipment.
Provide specifics and I'll see what I can do. Night vision? Internet access? Sex aids? | |
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GAPeach said: Fauxie said: That's ok. I leave the balcony door unlocked. They'd have to climb up though. No need for a knife. I don't have a car. Therefore no need for a brick either. I don't have a mobile either come to think of it. Maybe they could sneak in while I'm gone and drink my tea and leave lipstick on my tea cups. You're no fun to stalk. I refuse. I could buy a car and a mobile if that'd help.  | |
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well, you'll have to shave... is there nudity involved? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Fauxie said: Telecaster said: Sorry. I cannot do it. I need state of the art equipment.
Provide specifics and I'll see what I can do. Night vision? Internet access? Sex aids? Well, I need a special satellite... A satellite of love. And anyways. I am not a real stalker. I am more an 'in your face'-type. And I mean the stalking. Not anything else. As of yet. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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cborgman said:
well, you'll have to shave... is there nudity involved? Well, my face will be nude. | |
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Telecaster said: Fauxie said: Provide specifics and I'll see what I can do. Night vision? Internet access? Sex aids? Well, I need a special satellite... A satellite of love. And anyways. I am not a real stalker. I am more an 'in your face'-type. And I mean the stalking. Not anything else. As of yet. An in your face stalker? What would that involve then? | |
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NoodleSoup said: An in your face stalker? What would that involve then?
Erm. First of all, don't shave your FACE. And I am already stalking someone, actually, come to think of it. I was just posting how I don't like beating around the bush, while basically that is what I have been doing for some time now. Again. If you were available, near and gay, I'd be on your case in no time, cute ears. Where the sky goes on for miles/And never tires of an improbable blue | |
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Telecaster said: NoodleSoup said: An in your face stalker? What would that involve then?
Erm. First of all, don't shave your FACE. And I am already stalking someone, actually, come to think of it. I was just posting how I don't like beating around the bush, while basically that is what I have been doing for some time now. Again. If you were available, near and gay, I'd be on your case in no time, cute ears. Thanks. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my ears. 
So I guess I should be looking for female stalkers then? I'm not having much luck so far.  | |
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NoodleSoup said: cborgman said:
well, you'll have to shave... is there nudity involved? Well, my face will be nude. i meant my nudity... what kind of a stlaker doesnt stand nude in your backyard eating cheese-its Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: NoodleSoup said: Well, my face will be nude. i meant my nudity... what kind of a stlaker doesnt stand nude in your backyard eating cheese-its True. We don't have a backyard though. You could stand below the balcony out the front though. It'd be quite cool to see a naked man trying to scale the balcony too.  | |
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NoodleSoup said: cborgman said: i meant my nudity... what kind of a stlaker doesnt stand nude in your backyard eating cheese-its True. We don't have a backyard though. You could stand below the balcony out the front though. It'd be quite cool to see a naked man trying to scale the balcony too.
do i get elbow and kneepads? brick apartment building can be hell on skin Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: NoodleSoup said: True. We don't have a backyard though. You could stand below the balcony out the front though. It'd be quite cool to see a naked man trying to scale the balcony too.
do i get elbow and kneepads? brick apartment building can be hell on skin If you like. Just elbow and knee pads, and your helmet of course.
The house is mainly wood though. You might need to get on the wall, on to the tree hanging over from next door and climb over the balcony from there. | |
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NoodleSoup said: cborgman said:
do i get elbow and kneepads? brick apartment building can be hell on skin If you like. Just elbow and knee pads, and your helmet of course.
The house is mainly wood though. You might need to get on the wall, on to the tree hanging over from next door and climb over the balcony from there. does the job include insurance, cause this sounds a little dangerous Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: NoodleSoup said: If you like. Just elbow and knee pads, and your helmet of course.
The house is mainly wood though. You might need to get on the wall, on to the tree hanging over from next door and climb over the balcony from there. does the job include insurance, cause this sounds a little dangerous No insurance, but you do get a plastic composite replica of the holy grail. | |
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TeaAndTe said: cborgman said: does the job include insurance, cause this sounds a little dangerous No insurance, but you do get a plastic composite replica of the holy grail. SOLD! where do i sign? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: TeaAndTe said: No insurance, but you do get a plastic composite replica of the holy grail. SOLD! where do i sign? No need. I took the trouble of signing it for you 20 minutes ago. | |
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TeaAndTe said: cborgman said: SOLD! where do i sign? No need. I took the trouble of signing it for you 20 minutes ago. forger...er. what the hell is the word for that? | |
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BCorgman said: TeaAndTe said: No need. I took the trouble of signing it for you 20 minutes ago. forger...er. what the hell is the word for that? Forgeman. | |
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TeaAndTe said: BCorgman said: forger...er. what the hell is the word for that? Forgeman. sounds like some kind of superhero | |
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BCorgman said: TeaAndTe said: Forgeman. sounds like some kind of superhero Certainly potentially a very financially rewarding superpower, but I can't imagine his outfit being too impressive. | |
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Behold...
FORGEMAN!  | |
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thats fucked up!  | |
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brownsugar said: thats fucked up!
That's uncannily close to his famous catchphrase. "That is so forged up Counterfeit Boy!" | |
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