its a well know fact that Nickelcrap are the worst band in the world and those lyrics kind of back up that statement....i would rather wax my entire genital area than listen to a Nickelback album.

No, no man has ever quoted a Nickleback song at me.

blackboab said:

It's those dirty vests, man.

Nero said:

"Doctor asked/what's the problem here/she said to him/it's there outside/in the waiting room/Doctor said/if he was here right now/I would kick his ass."
A lil nugget from Never Again, a hard-hitting deconstruction of the psyche of the wifebeater. I've paraphrased, but google it yourself for a giggle.
[Edited 6/9/05 7:30am]

Okay, strap yourselves in. I've bolded the couplets which i think deserve special attention. Never Again, by Nickleback.


He's drunk again, it's time to fight
She must have done something wrong tonight
The living room becomes a boxing ring
It's time to run when you see him
Clenching his hands
She's just a woman
Never Again

I hear her scream, from down the hall
Amazing she can even talk at all
She cries to me, Go back to bed
I'm terrified that she'll wind up
Dead in his hands, She's just a woman
Never Again

Been there before, but not like this
Seen it before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again

Just tell the nurse, you slipped and fell
It starts to sting as it starts to swell
She looks at you, she wants the truth
It's right out there in the waiting room
With those hands
Lookin just as sweet as he can
Never Again

Seen it before, but not like this
Been there before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again

Father's a name you haven't earned yet
You're just a child with a temper
Haven't you heard "Don't hit a lady"?
Kickin' your ass would be a pleasure

He's drunk again, it's time to fight
Same old shit, just on a different night
She grabs the gun, she's had enough
Tonight she'll find out how fucking
Tough is this man
Pulls the trigger as fast as she can
Never Again

Seen it before, but not like this
Been there before, but not like this
Never before have I ever
Seen it this bad
She's just a woman
Never Again
[Edited 6/9/05 7:38am]

Number23 said:

You are so sweet. Always giving me firsts.

Nero said:

I'm not sure what you mean but it's probably something filthy.

is this the group who sang a song aboutthe bottom of a bottle? because i liked that one.

cammille said:

cammille said:

....
no that was dean martin...easily confused with Nickelcrap
[Edited 6/9/05 7:55am]

Number23 said:

You wish that was the fact.

Number23 said:

Well, I appreciate your thoughts, but as I said before, I've never heard a Nickleback song, don't plan on becoming a fan, and have no clue who Chad Kroger is (well, NOW I do) so your rant is sort of lost on me. I just read the lyrics and they happened to bring back some disturbing memories of my past is all.

Number23 said:

please tell me that you don't need this song about domestic abuse as witnessed by a kid explained to you line by line????

I prefer saying this to women:


You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to fuckk you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuckk you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that
It brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my
Everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its’ your sex i
Can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody
Else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

Spookymuffin said:

that.....was the most beautiful shit I ever read!

Spookymuffin said:

Now THESE are lyrics I love!

I have to put this song on now.

Tish4 said:

So...how about some nookie?

minneapolisgenius said:

It's a corker

emm said:

Emm, words are my life. They're how I make money (ugh), they're how I've climbed, they're the one thing that will never leave me when everyone and everything else does, maybe a giftgift from God's knows where or what. I can be alright with words, Emm, sometimes I stumble, sometimes I'm awful, but I know of what I'm capible. This reply is sticky clumps of sand around the aroused arsehole of truth. Yet, but, now, I'm not patronising you as I type this, Emm - that song is an abortion of prose. The perception, the flow, the choice of words, the rhythm, the cutting edge of moronity which it personifies, they all appall and breed giggles in me if I'm honest. But I'm a connseseure. If Chad were wine, I woulnd't have a single clue. I'd drink him anyway and see what happens, ride him, hopefully learn from him and share him one day with the one I love. Just like you seem to have done with his muse and its intent. I appreciate that you appreciate his take on domestic violence. Truly, I do. I want everyone to appreciate art on their own level of understanding. Man, I want a new world where art is law and everyone is forced to dig deep and create. I'm a liberal fascist, ja. But, ultimately, I still think I process and perceive differently from you, yet, in the end, it's obvious we all have to agree to disagree to move forward, even though no-one knows which way we're facing. We need a new kind of compass. Frankly, you offering to take me through Nickleback lyrics word by word is like an elephant teaching an eagle how to fly. I'm not being nasty, it's the truth. And, aye, the truth almost always hurts. It's those transcedant moments where truth and love and empathy and understanding add up to a number I recognise and make me cry with joy and release which I live for. I live to love. But sometimes, Emm, cruelty's necessary when a man has to defend himself against mediocrity and mundanity.
I should really stay off the wine.
[Edited 6/9/05 16:21pm]

Number23 said:

glad we got that straightened out cutie

Spookymuffin said:

*Stevie Wonder voice on* Shame on YOUUUUU!*Stevie Wonder voice off* I might be a lil' too much for you though cuttie. Can you handle me?

No but some hoodrat the other day decided he was gonna job by me and grab my ass in the process while I was walking to the train to go to work. At 7am mind you...

Tish4 said:

Fo' Shizzle I've got experience up the ying yang

Spookymuffin said:

That jive don't groove, bro'. Jus be yo sweet English public schoolboy self, they knickers melt off wit that Hugh Grant flow.
[Edited 6/10/05 4:06am]

Number23 said:

What-ho, I love me a good bit of rumpy-pumpy!

LOL! Man.....I still doubt you'd be able to handle me. It's just something about your inexperience that shines through your words that turns me off. Ahh well, you had your chance but turned it down. Oh well, you had potential kid, now it just flew outta the window. But luckily, your hardness is still in place






















I'm TOTALLY playing! Excuse this post.

Tish4 said:

You should give him a chance. He has magnificent lips.
[Edited 6/10/05 13:53pm]

Number23 said:

you don't know what they can do...

Spookymuffin said:

Tish4 said: