senik said:

I tried to be funny for once, to get rid of this serious boring image here, and now you're stealing my jokes!

I cant believe its not butter

Hey, lady.

I just don't know what to say about Fabio. Oh, I do. A couple of years ago I was given a suede jacket as a gift and loved it until a few days later when I threw it over a chair and saw a black and gold tag that read "Fabio" on the inside.

I gave the coat to the Salvation Army. Silly thing to do, as it was a nice jacket, but I couldn't shake the whole Fabio thing each time I wore it.

You're trying too hard now to get me to post on your threads.

PS: Fabio is the world's most beautiful man, both inside and out. The alpha lion prowling the urban jungle, a lone warrior poet under an empty sky of dead stars.
[Edited 6/10/05 7:23am]

MarieLouise said:

Ohhh! Ahhhhh!!

You're So hard to please

Number23 said:

I knew you'd come out for this one.

Heather, you were just telling me the other night on the phone that you usually masturbate and think of Fabio. By the way, if you're off today, I'd like to call you in the afternoon when I get back from my hair appointment.

THere was some dating reality show, that the woman had dated Fabio and the man couldnt be with her after he found out


it was priceless

senik said:

You deserve a duck in your face !

ella731 said:

It was bloody ridiculous is what it was. I remember that.

Nero said:

I still to this day dont understand why he didnt want to be with her cause she had dated fabio,

ella731 said:

I don't really get it either. I thought he'd said something about he just couldn't live up to Fabio or something like that. It's quite ridiculous. And why feel the need, the chick that is, to sit down and say, "I have to tell you something... I dated FABIO."

Nero said:

Poor guy. Another penis after Fabio's is a poisionous worm to a woman.
[Edited 6/10/05 7:32am]

Nero said:

it was still a wonderful reality TV moment

Number23 said:

But not your worm. Nothing poisonous about that. I guess the best thing after Fabio would be a Fabio admirer.

Nero said:

I'm supposed to be off but I won't know until noon. They wanted me to work today, but Hale had a doctors appointment so I said I'd call after that. So... dunno.

AzureStarr said:

Okay, Cluster O' Moles.

Nero said:

Not for long!

AzureStarr said:

Tell everyone the things you try to show me, you shameless sloven woman.

I know this is a "praise" thread and all, but I just never saw what was so great about him. He looks too much like a mannequin. I do like those "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" commercials though.

I saw him carrying a tree on Santa Monica Blvd. a couple of years ago.

madartista said:

AnckSuNamun said:

Agreed! I think someone put it best when they said that Fabio looks like Barney the Dinosaur with hair. I think Fabio is ugly, truth be told.
[Edited 6/11/05 4:52am]