funkpill said:

my favorite song is in my profile...and

this is for you funkpill



relax dude!

[Edited 6/8/05 7:40am]

Mach said:

Mach said:

now that is so cute.

brownsugar said:

now that salad looks like a YUMMY dish !!

MsSmartypants said:

shut your piehole!

For some reason I never feel comfortable being naked, not even if there's no one else around. I just need to feel some clothing on my skin. Only thing I prefer doing naked is showering.

I eat naked lots of times.

One time, I remember, it was so hot, and I'd walked down the street to the Italian place, gotten a thing of lasagna... then, I walked back here, sat down in the living room floor under the fan, had all my clothes stripped off, and enjoyed my lasagna in the nude.

It was a good day. It was good lasagna.

I like to be naked.

Nero said:

Oh I thought you were going to tell us that lasagna fell all over you and you burned your nipples.

NSFW said:

Nope, but one time, I rubbed icy hot on my nipples and that wasn't a very good idea at all.

Nero said:

Mach said:

as if you're not waiting for the cucumber to show up...

jerseykrs said:

HA! I'm glad YOU find amusement. The thought of it still almost brings tears to my eyes. And to think, icy hot feels so good on your knee or something, one would think slathering your nipples with it would feel grand.

I can only thank fate that I didn't rub it somewhere else for a nice feeling.

Nero said:

That's why I'm laughing. I had some shit like that from the chiropractor once. The ex and I thought it would be funny.

Jesus H were we wrong.

jerseykrs said:

HAHAHAHA! I'm not the only dumbass who did it then! That makes me feel a lot better!

Nero said:

Maybe it works better on your clit.

NSFW said:

I'll pass on that one. Some things may be better left unknown.

Are you not hearing me? We were ready to go to the ER it sucked so bad!

jerseykrs said:

HAHAHA! Can you fucking imagine telling the people in the ER what you'd done?

All I know is, I rubbed that stuff on there, the pain came, I spent twenty minutes trying to wash it off, but I guess the nipple skin absorbs it so you can't wash it out of there. The entire time, I cried, and then I went and curled up in bed and cried myself to sleep. It hurt less when I woke up.

That's right!! You try to wash it off, but too late, that shit is ON!!!


LMFAO, we laugh about that shit to this day.

jerseykrs said:

I am so glad you have experienced it, too.

I had no one to experience it with. I think I was fourteen and just experimenting. So mostly I just get laughed at. I'm pretty sure they should put a warning label on stuff like icy hot that reads, "Not for nipple usage."

LOL, I'm sure they do have a label.

jerseykrs2 said:

I'm looking at mine (only slightly filled with lust) right now. There's no label.

Nero said:

"only slightly"

jerseykrs2 said:

I do sometimes wonder if it would work differently on the clitoris, but I know I'd be incredibly stupid to try.

There has to be something that can be safely rubbed on and provide that same icy hot sensation, except, not with pain when you rub it somewheres like that. And wherever that stuff is, I need it.

brownsugar said:

Was only kiddin'...

You didn't get the joke...
[Edited 6/8/05 14:22pm]

Anxiety said:

Yeah, something at least.
I like to eat with nothing but flip flops on.

if i didnt have kids, id be naked all the time.

in my bra and panties right now


i LURVE the heat
it's sooooo hot, and i LURVE it



edit: but i'm not eating...
[Edited 6/8/05 14:16pm]