Something quite bizarre has been happening to me lately. A gorgeous woman, whom I have been friends with for a while but not actually been spending that much time with, has started to "stalk" me. It has nothing to do with love or emotions (at least so she says) - it's only about sex.

A few weeks ago I came by her place (which I hadn't done before) just to hang out. We sat on her sofa talking for no more than five minutes before she said: "um, I'm a bit unconcentrated, do you want to go to the bedroom instead?". Since then she has been calling me and e-mailing me constantly with suggestions about thrilling sex, begging to give me blowjobs etc. Every time we meet she throws herself at me as if I was the sexiest man on earth. This has never happened to me before so I feel quite puzzled.

Like I said, she does behave a bit like a stalker, but since she is really attractive it would feel weird to stop it all just because of that.

Has something like this ever happened to any of you?

Okay, first of all "unconcentrated" is not a word!

2the9s said:

And second of all...?

It wasn't me who said it.

retina said:

I get stalked by gorgoeus women all the time!

2the9s said:

I prefer "diluted"

retina said:

I'm just sayin'! Watch out for temptresses with dodgy vocabularies!

doctormcmeekle said:

And how do you deal with it?

AzurePanther said:

I think the correct term is dis-concentrated.

2the9s said:

I'm not in it for the conversation, okay?

doctormcmeekle said:

Which is the opposite of anti-dis-concentrated.

2the9s said:

I love how this has turned into a semantic debate.

retina said:

I wear a disguise.....

2the9s said:

2the9s said:

But the opposite of that must then be pro-dis-concentrated?

doctormcmeekle said:

Yeah, a white cowboy hat is really inconspicuous.

retina said:

Im just reading a book called "Media Semiotics"
Coincedence or

retina said:

It's not really a debate! We're right and this steamy seductress is wrong!

retina said:

It is if you live on a ranch!

And shouldn't it be dis-conspicuous?

AzurePanther said:

It's certainly non-un-coincidental.

2the9s said:

I can just imagine the vocabulary disaster id set my eyes upon if i saw those e-mails of hers!

2the9s said:

AzurePanther said:

It's kind of hard to misspell "cock" and "hot".

retina said:

See?

When you get it, I can recommend a good pinot noir to go with the boiled rabbit.

retina said:

You said "hard."

AzurePanther said:

"See?" You want to see the e-mails?

You perv!

retina said:

To quote 9's, you said 'hard'



I didnt even think of that, the dirty perv!

retina said:

SHe wants you and she's attractive...what's the problem? You may want to talk to her and say that though she's attractive, her "stalking ways" are not. She obviously want to be more than friends and has laid out her cards on the table.

What do you want from her? and go from there.

AzurePanther said:

I was wondering what Beavis and Butthead were doing these days. Nice to see you're both Prince fans.

I've been semi stalked but not by someone whom I've sex with.

Do you not like thrilling sex, blow jobs, or "attractive" women throwing themselves on you?