So I'm sitting at my computer, minding my own damn business, and I hear banging coming from the apartment next to me (apt life sucks ). Well, uh, being the nosey, and yes horny, person that I am, I put my ear to the wall. I hear more banging, but no voices. After 5 or so seconds, it stops, and then I hear nothing. I go back to my daily internet time.

Twenty minutes past and I hear it again, and my ear meets the wall again. This time I hear moaning. Then I'm jealous that I can't get none...after work at 6:30 p.m.

Have you heard your neighbors having sex or even come upon a sexual situation? Especially during a very crucial and sexless time in your life?

GAPeach said:

And yes....especially when I was married...

once i was hanging out in my friend's bedroom (which shared a door with mine & my roommate's bedroom) when we heard the typical banging coming from my room...and then the most bizarre sex moans ever. it was at something like midnight, so i ended up sleeping on my friend's couch. no way did i wanna see my roommate/her fuckbuddy.

Steadwood said:

GAPeach said:

Marriage can be a bit sexless sometimes....makes it worse when the neighbours isn't ....

I was IMing my friend one day and she starts to tell me she hears her neighbors banging on the walls and screaming (sex screams not bad ones). She said it went on for 15-20 minutes. I told her to ask the neighbor if her new boyfriend had a brother since she was single at the time.
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Steadwood said:

Oh!

Lizzy7701 said:

i've lived in the apartment building that i'm currently living in for almost 4 years now...in that timespan i've only heard one instance of neighbors gettin it on. a couple years ago i was headed off to work at around 7 in the morning and i was walking downstairs towards the main door (i live on the 3rd floor)...on the 2nd floor i heard some woman gettin her groan on. i guess she and her lover were gettin a little morning delight.

I haven't heard any neighbors, but Rach and I were probably the "noisy neighbors" a couple of times back in the dorm rooms in college. She moaned pretty loud.

Well mine wasnt neighbours. It more completely wankered mofos getting it on while everyone's passed out at a house party thinking that i was too
Thank god they didnt go all the way. Oh but yes the couple sleeping in the kitchen did yes we heard

Do you live near retina?

2the9s said:

That wasnt aimed at me i presume

AzurePanther said:

It wasn't, but...

GAPeach said:

That twenty minute interval was probably how long it took to open the damned condom wrapper.

2the9s said:

I thought you were retina...

AzurePanther said:

OMFG I was that couple in my younger days. Once (only once honest) at a house party...We had the upstairs room to ourselves (me and my husband) So we weren't giving everyone a show....I forgot about that til you said what you did

Steadwood said:

Oh yeah, I am.

I also send myself steamy emails.

2the9s said:

So do I...

2the9s said:

Thats when you get mad with good vocabulary and feel you have to make to up words sometimes

Who's Retina

GAPeach said:

Haveyou seen my post about my fucked up neighbor who complained about me and my music while she was keeping me up as she was fucking the night away!!

Lizzy7701 said:

2the9s says it's him/her...

My neighbours have a very noisy roller door on their garage.

Lizzy7701 said:

We get that aaall the time at house parties now. Hey at least he ended up being your husband! Half the people these people fuck they wont ever see again!

Lizzy7701 said:

Voyeurs!

Janfriend said:

No, I didn't! I like her nerve.

GAPeach said:

Some idiots kept on trying to open the door too and they put a chair against it. The couple kept on telling them to fuck off

I wasnt one of those idiots though.

AzurePanther said:

Well, I'm 27 and I've been with my husband for 9 years now....guess I shouldn't say my younger days, huh....I know what you mean, now a days it seems like it's all about who can have sex with who..instead of relationships