You have to love nurses. They look after you and well, they are sexy let's be honest. I remember being 9 when I broke my arm. A nurse looked after me in hospital called Vanessa who was about the age I am now. It was the same year my parents were going through a messy seperation so as you can imagine it was a rough time. Vanessa was so lovely to me and I felt awkward about calling her out in the night so that I could go and wee. I remember she took me to see the hospital bunnies and I was just stroking the bunny in my arm...I then suddenly felt so homesick that I started to cry and her face just fell. I was only in hospital for so many days but I will never forget her. I don't know if she's working at the hospital anymore but if I could turn back time I'd love to see her again. It's a crime the wage they are paid.

Any nurse stories?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

my sister in law is a nurse. she lets he kids eat dirt

I would like her to give me a sponge bath

TheDuck said:

LMAO!

AsianBomb777 said:

What is he doing with his hands??

soulyacolia said:

He's rubbing my feet.

AsianBomb777 said:

He wouldn't be smiling so enigmatically if he was doing that!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

thats a lovely story JD.
im a student nurse myself.
i have that outfit^ in pale green.....bought it as part of my boyfriends birthday last year!

Abbie said:

Oh aye Abbie! he he! Hopefully see you in October.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Thats so sweet JD. I visualise the moment thus

I was once sucking as hard as i could on a nurses nipple. Luckily she turned out to be my mom. And i was a baby before we go anywhere.

Nurses are cool! My cousin always keeps a little bottle of gin in her handbag for medicinal purposes. Thats such dedication for such little pay.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

is there another meet-up planned for october?

My friend Denton is studying to be a nurse.

That's all I know about them.

All 3 of my grandmothers were nurses Nurses so deserve our thanks Thank you nurses for all your care!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

it often seems to run in families i find.

my mum and dad are both psychiatric nurses, as were my grandparents on my dads side, and a few of my uncles aunts and cousins!

i'm the black sheep of the family- im doing general nursing.

i like to be a rebel!

Electrostar said:

That must be before he wet the bed.

You have to give me the addresses to the hospitals that you go to! The nurses I've encountered are more of this type:



They have cold hands, firm grips, hate their jobs because of the lousy paycheck and have lost patience with prudish behaviour like not wanting to spread your buttcheeks at their command.

To be honest, I don't think I would get well very fast if they looked like this either:



I would probably get new mysterious ailments all the time that would keep me at the hospital indefinitely.

retina said:

i had to give a young man a barium enema couple months ago. it involves sticking a nozzle up the jacksi.
poor guy was so embarrased that a young woman was doing this to him, he couldnt help clenching his butt cheeks together, making it really difficult and took ages.
he was mortified though, it was a shame.
but trust me, i wasnt far behind in the "ohmygodiwishthiswasoveralready" stakes!

Abbie said:

I would have put up with that if you'd spoken to me with a Scottish accent while you were doing it.

retina said:

Do they have a selection of nozzle sizes?

Electrostar said:

Oh yes, it would be horrible otherwise. You can choose any diameter between twenty and thirty centimeters.

for nurses





I dare JD to find a sexy nurse on my ward though they all kinda look like the matron of the carry on films

Heavenly said:

Damn! That's my kinda woman.

You have good taste Heavenly.

retina said:

"awright there pal, gonnae jist chill oot there man, n a'l gie this wee choob a gid ram up yer arse"

hows that?






canny spell scots slang edit
[Edited 6/9/05 2:15am]

Abbie said:

Ooh you sound just like Ewan...I mean Sean...I mean...er...Mary Stuart! Yes!

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