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I feel like God is punishing me for eating huevos con chorizo at lunch today... What did I do to derserve this pain? I seriously feel like my insides are being ripped out of my bung hole and I don't see an end in sight...I've been pooping fire from my back door since about 3 and it ain't getting any better. My poop is RED for goodness sake! Have you no mercy! | |
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you should rub some sea salt and rubbing alcohol around your ring of fire. it'll soothe it right down. | |
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Vinegar enimas work too  | |
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Anxiety said: you should rub some sea salt and rubbing alcohol around your ring of fire. it'll soothe it right down.
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 sorry dude...
but maybe your god does that to make the silly human THINK about whats good for his body to eat ?? 
hope you feel better soon ... and learn alittle from it all | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: What did I do to derserve this pain? I seriously feel like my insides are being ripped out of my bung hole and I don't see an end in sight...I've been pooping fire from my back door since about 3 and it ain't getting any better. My poop is RED for goodness sake! Have you no mercy!
Dude I love Chorizo. Corizo con papas, Chorizo con juevos, Quesadillas con Chorizo, Tacos de Chorizo.....  ...I just don't eat any Chorizo off the Roach coach like you did !"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
"....i can open my-eyes "underwater"..there4 i will NOT drown...." - mzkqueen03  | |
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evenstar3 said: Hi Laurel!  | |
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God is punishing you for starting this thread. You could try posting an ad for someone for likes licking a hot bung hole. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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 Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Hi Laurel!
hey  | |
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poor dook, [Edited 6/7/05 16:11pm] Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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