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PrintableAnxiety said: BANNED!!!
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You want some pancakes?  | |
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Spookymuffin said: You want some pancakes?
nooooo, they always serve 'em for breakfast here. they make 'em all rubbery n'shit too, yuk...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Spookymuffin said: You want some pancakes?
nooooo, they always serve 'em for breakfast here. they make 'em all rubbery n'shit too, yuk... 
How bouts some...Lovemuffin™?  | |
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is there a hot tub ? and tub side service by semi nekkid hottys ?
juz wondering  | |
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cborgman said: anyone seen the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep"?
I am so imagining deja as JFK right now... and matt as elvis.  OMG, my brothers made me watch this with them when I visited them last summer. LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!! Had to buy it as soon as we got home 
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WHens the Bingo Game? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: WHens the Bingo Game?
tonight at 7 o'clock sharp. bring your own bingo marker, us residents get pissy if you try to borrow one of ours.  | |
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cborgman said: Anxiety said: BANNED!!!
you better go down to the dungeon and let her out! must refrain.... Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: cborgman said:
you better go down to the dungeon and let her out! must refrain.... 
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Mach said: is there a hot tub ? and tub side service by semi nekkid hottys ?
juz wondering she's my tub-side service lady...well, she would be if she were for real. 
[linkage is NSFW--cartoon nekkidity there] | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Mach said: is there a hot tub ? and tub side service by semi nekkid hottys ?
juz wondering she's my tub-side service lady...well, she would be if she were for real.
[linkage is NSFW--cartoon nekkidity there]  | |
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Can I come over this weekend and stay?  | |
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althom said: Can I come over this weekend and stay?
you didn't see that sign on the front lawn, didja? it says "no stinky 'bots allowed"!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: althom said: Can I come over this weekend and stay?
you didn't see that sign on the front lawn, didja? it says "no stinky 'bots allowed"! You just put up that sign! | |
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althom said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: you didn't see that sign on the front lawn, didja? it says "no stinky 'bots allowed"! You just put up that sign! yeah, and i just made it in crafts class today too!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: althom said: You just put up that sign! yeah, and i just made it in crafts class today too! Awwww...you're so talanted!  And you made it just for me too! | |
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Did you start telling war stories yet? | |
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Heavenly said: Did you start telling war stories yet?
*rides over in my wheelchair* (old woman voice) did somebody say "stories"? | |
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psst...lets put some super-grip PolyDent on the handles of her walker...
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Tom said: psst...lets put some super-grip PolyDent on the handles of her walker...
(callin from the bingo parlor) i heard you, tom!!! | |
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Tom said: psst...lets put some super-grip PolyDent on the handles of her walker...
i already dropped some tabasco in her denture cup. | |
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moderatorAnxiety said: Tom said: psst...lets put some super-grip PolyDent on the handles of her walker...
i already dropped some tabasco in her denture cup. that don't matter. i loves me some tabasco.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: i already dropped some tabasco in her denture cup. that don't matter. i loves me some tabasco. it was the new ranch flavored tabasco. with splenda.  | |
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Anxiety said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: that don't matter. i loves me some tabasco. it was the new ranch flavored tabasco. with splenda. that's no way to treat the org elderly...bastard.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:  i just moved into the moderator's retirement home a couple days ago...it's pretty swanky here. seriously: we got satellite teevee (it's rigged tho', from the folks next door  ) and we get to eat whatever we wanna, when we wanna--ain't gotta worry 'bout strained beets and prune soda n'shit like that. best of all, the nurses they got in this mofo are fiiiiine... 'cept for one...his name is, ummm, tony m. or some shit like that. that muthafucka got problems. he just started up here about a week ago. he works as a janitor...don't see how he got to be one, as the bastid can't make a bed. 
yeah, life's pretty good...ya'll mofos betta come by and visit my ol' wrinkly ass sometime, i gets lonely. that, and i'm gettin sick of watchin the game show network all damned day (the nurses turn it over from boomerang when i fall asleep, the hussies).  When do you have bingo night? | |
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cborgman said: anyone seen the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep"?
I am so imagining deja as JFK right now... and matt as elvis.
class! | |
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