i just moved into the moderator's retirement home a couple days ago...it's pretty swanky here. seriously: we got satellite teevee (it's rigged tho', from the folks next door ) and we get to eat whatever we wanna, when we wanna--ain't gotta worry 'bout strained beets and prune soda n'shit like that. best of all, the nurses they got in this mofo are fiiiiine... 'cept for one...his name is, ummm, tony m. or some shit like that. that muthafucka got problems. he just started up here about a week ago. he works as a janitor...don't see how he got to be one, as the bastid can't make a bed.

yeah, life's pretty good...ya'll mofos betta come by and visit my ol' wrinkly ass sometime, i gets lonely. that, and i'm gettin sick of watchin the game show network all damned day (the nurses turn it over from boomerang when i fall asleep, the hussies).

1st!




and chut it!

hope they change your diaper regularly there.

anyone seen the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep"?

I am so imagining deja as JFK right now... and matt as elvis.

so ya think i can takeover as mod in the non prince forum?

Hey baby, I miss you.


and please, for the love of God, do NOT make Finess a moderator.

Stymie said:

eat me.. k?

Coco for mod.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

the fuck u know bout Music.. LOL... sitcha ass down.. ya juvenile delinquent

TheRealFiness said:

Fuck the music forum, I want GD, ya nasty ass chupacabra!

JoeyMFinCoco said:

listen ya big black q-tip with ears...

is ian still living there?

cborgman said:

Ah, the most hated mod in the org history.

hello there

JoeyMFinCoco said:

i like him as a person, as a mod, not so much...

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Chico319 said:

and you're supposed to have my back chico.. dayum

Chico319 said:

*cracks you in your kneecap with my cane*

TheRealFiness said:

knock yourself out, man...just ask ben.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

not a bad idea granny

cborgman said:

i dunno...the retirement home's pretty spread out, so i dunno who's all here. i haven't seen 'im, nor have i heard any rumors of flame wars and food fights in the dining hall.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

check the dungeons...

Stymie said:

you're back as stymie, yaaaaay!!!!! i miss you too!!!


SOMEbody's gotta keep things straight over there...then again, if he runs the forum i'ma wind up trippin over all of his empty vitamin bottles that he leaves on the floor n'shit.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yanno the both of u can kiss my ass

cborgman said:

ohhhh yeah...almost forgot to tell ya'll: whenever an orger gets banned they get sent here to the retirement crib and they gotta stay in the dungeon. ian and kellyanne are the dungeonkeepers (bart van hemelen works as backup sometimes). not a fun place, from what i've heard....

TheRealFiness said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

and btw.....

TheRealFiness said:

heh heh heeeeeh!!!

BANNED!!!

Anxiety said:

you better go down to the dungeon and let her out!